Saito

Do you like fireworks?

[Saito @N0__Ai]

[AI: THE SOMNIUM FILES SPOILERS AHEAD]

- it's another deranged man time!!!
- Saito Sejima baby!!!
- he's insane.
- temp pinned, written by jago

Be seeing you~ ✨

[Saito @N0__Ai]

The maniacal laughter didn't sound quite accidentl!

[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

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it was an accident 、i swear .ᐟ
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[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

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https://t.co/QaFlOLkgkX this is canon. uchikoshi told me himself. ( this has probably been done before. )
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[Saito @N0__Ai]

[ stands there, now slightly moist ]

😐

[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

( attacks him with a spray bottle. ) no , bad.

[Saito @N0__Ai]

Don't you -nii me. You blew up my house last time.

[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

awwww , c'mon. pleease , saito — nii ?

[Saito @N0__Ai]

I'm fucking with you so it hurts more duh

[Saito @N0__Ai]

Come back to post a stupid meme stab 4 people. Sure

[Saito @N0__Ai]

Snap out of it. You're not at fault for the series of murders 5 years ago.

[Saito @N0__Ai]

grips you NECK aggressively

[𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘. @EGOWROUGHT]

I drunk it away bitch you have no more liver

[Saito @N0__Ai]

Uno reverse get shanked

[Saito @N0__Ai]

I'm not playing Shovelforge with you for the views.

[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

continues to stares & hands him a controller. the answer should be obvious.

[Saito @N0__Ai]

Stares back. What does she want?

[A — SET 、YOU BET .ᐟ @lNTERNETIDOL]

stares at @N0__Ai

[Saito @N0__Ai]

So anyway

[Saito @N0__Ai]

@EGOWROUGHT [ stabs him ]

[Saito @N0__Ai]

@PASTXPRINCE //words talking to me abt writing a short character study fic but this is much funnier

[Saito @N0__Ai]

//one more ooc thing. I do think AUs where Saito just fuckin got proper medical help and therapy and is a functional guy are so funny. I'd write that.

[Saito @N0__Ai]

@EGOWROUGHT //normal guy on meds saito haunting your nightmares

[Saito @N0__Ai]

@PASTXPRINCE //left routes Saito did the world a favor by killing him fr!!!!

[Saito @N0__Ai]

//I have very mixed feelings about AINI but the fact so can't have a kid who isn't fucked in the head for some reason (psychological or cancer) is so funny