Carl

I’m kinda of funny and kinda of ugly. I smell like cigarettes and Clive Christian.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@OhioTate @CoachDanLanning 410 peeps is 11,500 calories and 12 cups of sugar

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@ESPNCleveland @egoldie80 @JRCherry3 Yup. And same thing when you hang with your homies at the club. You fightin, means we’re fightin too!

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@BillWiIdin It’s called supply and demand. Should have sold it 3-4 years ago when market was white hot.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@ciddiciddici @notifyclip Bc they are rich and have status.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

Same thing today. 1145 nothing is uploaded

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@ESPNCleveland Yo it’s almost noon, can we get the Rizzo show uploaded and/or first hour of RBS???

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@TeaganTeal @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support @FanDuelSports I’ve been off of ScamDuel for a while now. Shitty customer service.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@jemelehill @TheBackPage Not everything is “anti-woman”. If you’re pissed men don’t get pregnant, talk to God about it

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@ThePeoplesMMA It’s worse than we thought

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@daverichard At least we got the Browns I guess

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

Let’s be real. In this seat, @stoolpresidente would fire @stoolpresidente. If a Barstool guy was only good at bashing one team, and years later was still only good at bashing that team, he’d be gone. He told @OhioTate he’d get two years, and if the blogs were still just the Browns, it wouldn’t work out. Fox gave Dave the same test. He failed it.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@stoolpresidente @AndrewMarchand @BNKonFOX Maybe it’s because you’re a one-trick pony. Bashing Ohio State is funny the first time. By week twelve it’s the same bit, aimed at the same wall. Fox thought they were getting their Pat McAfee. They got the guy McAfee already quit.

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@jackxpace @berribunni_ @chewymoder She’s just stupid. I mean who the fuck is Kevin Durant fucking if he can’t fuck nobody smaller than him? Like 10 women?

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@PardonMyMeme Is that my mom?

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

#CalebFlynn #AlleighaBotner

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@skateawayllc @MrJerryOC @grok @BarstoolBigCat @MrJerryOC should have won the Oscar for that role!

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@StayingOutDaWae @MrJerryOC @grok @BarstoolBigCat @grok can you explain to @StayingOutDaWae what self-undercutting irony is? And please don’t waste too much water on this!

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@OhioTate American spirit orange

[Carl @N0tTheRealCarl]

@hannahcmontoya You should take their handle off and hide it behind the curtains. Teach them a lesson.