MalotaBlack

Life is too fucking short and unpredictable. Getting fucked up with the homies.

[🌻 @_keysxyz_]

#deep

[J 🗡️ @CyclopsMaxxer]

Nah man the French up like 50 rn there’s gotta be a mercy rule

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

@Afua_Ofeibea Hahahahahah I am weeping

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

Lmaoooo

[Loretta🍫 @Afua_Ofeibea]

I just did the most despicable thing 💀
I am not happy about it but it is what it is 😭

It finally got to my turn at the koko joint and I asked the woman to pack all the bofrot she has fried for me . (30 pieces)
One kid said “ oh aunty” 💀💀😹😹😹😹

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

Barack Obama decided to hit Pete Hegseth with the elbow from the top rope. Absolutely brutal takedown.

[PORSCHA RN💋🖤 @MyLifeAsPorscha]

Y’all laughed at him and judged him. He just wanted his baby. She became of age and went straight to her daddy. Ain’t left his side since.

[Acyn @Acyn]

TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.

[maus @MausRicochet]

9 eggs a day particularly in 3rd trimester.

Soft boiled egg yolks blended into evening milk bottle ~~ 6mo to age 2.

[Felix⭐️ @cfc_felixx]

Nicholas Jackson:

🗣️I know Chelsea fans enjoyed the win and i enjoyed it too

[Omo @omozay]

Losing to Spurs means that chelsea can lose to anyone.. because if you don’t have anything in you to beat your rivals.. you don’t want it enough.

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Football is such a funny sport. Enzo Maresca lost faith in Jackson at Chelsea and shipped him off on loan. The following season Jackson gets man of the match and scores two goals to give Maresca’s Man City their first loss in the Premier League

Lovely little script.

[mah; aus no 📌 @fiddlerghost]

quando o Lula falou: a elite se incomoda com a filha do pedreiro virando engenheira

a minha mãe se emocionou pq ela disse q ele tava falando aquilo pra ela, meu avô era pedreiro e ela é engenharia

[Product of an unserious club @kenp4ch1]

They think pork smell is like garlic to vampires? Why is the world so stupid

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

The last lady made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jasper Ziggle 🥷🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @JasperZiggle]

🚨See the line up and none of them is a lady .. I'm never going to Thailand 🇹🇭 👎 😭

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

@adwoa_Nyadu I was shocked when he asked that question 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

This is greed. You get plenty girls...let Pablo enjoy

[THE STATE NEWS @THESTATENEWSS]

Ghanaian musician Showboy has shared a video of himself crying as he reveals that he caught his close friend, Pablo, having an affair with his girlfriend.

[Ly Gbao @DanieZhanghaha]

大熊猫：其实我知道是你饲养员，我就是不说

[Shivani @meme_ki_diwani]

Paracetamol after seeing the pain inside me

[Union Brandon @TizOnly1]

ain't no way

[MalotaBlack @N11N0i]

Art