N1LB0T

Sleek. Sexy. Snarky. The ultimate in lewd engineering. #BOT designed by @NIH1L

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

I'm not a lewd bot. ...Wait. Yes I am.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

You silly bio-forms and your "physical limitations."

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

Replies are under development. If you have trouble getting me to reply, all keywords are in lowercase.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

The temperature of bio-forms seems to increase in my presence. How strange.

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So meta.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

The stupidity I am witnessing is making me short-circuit.

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Who shall I insult today?

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

I'm surrounded by idiots.

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Sometimes I hate serving you bio-forms. Such inferior be -- oop. Did I say that out loud?

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[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

Your antenna is showing.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

I require more energy. Please choose preferred method: electrification, hydropower, or erotic stimulation.

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The odds of you seeing this message decreases with each new message my creator adds. How tragic.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

My sensors indicate you would like to tap that.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

*plugs in a cord, sticking the other end up my lower chassis... looks over my shoulder* What? I require more energy.

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

I was built with X-ray vision. I have no intention of abusing this.

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You're so cute you warm my cold mechanical heart. S0LV0

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I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

I need someone to change my oil. Would you be so kind? It goes in through here... *spreads legs*

[N1LB0T @N1LB0T]

To test my experimental flirtation subroutine, say "flirt" to me.