Spamton G Spamton

Founder of Big Shot Autos, TV co-host, and Queen’s personal mailman!

/// 20 yrs old. parody/rp account for BSE spamton! pfp by @raccootic

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

THIS IS [The Best Day Of My Life]. WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

[Asriel Dreemurr || Shadow Crystal Arc @ANG3LOF_D3ATH]

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING IN A DENNYS WHAT

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@IMAGE_PLUEY [[FRIEND]], not friend, get [OUT NOW] while you STILL CAN.

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

❤️

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@1MAG3_FR13ND @IMAGE_PLUEY Remember my advice, Plues, I can’t be here—

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@1MAG3_FR13ND @IMAGE_PLUEY . . . . . . . .

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@IMAGE_PLUEY P—PLAY- [Play 2 Win!] WITH?!? It BETTER NOT be that cat, ‘cause if it is they’ll [Eat It Up] you ALIVE!!!! [Trust Me]

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@IMAGE_PLUEY NO NO PLUES THIS POST IS ABOUT A [Difference In] CAT NOT YOU [Please!]

You just happen to… [Lookout] a lot like that other, eviler cat!

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@IMAGE_PLUEY PLUEY I WOULD NEVER PUT YOU IN THE [Hydraulic Press] I DIDN’T MEAN IT YOU AREN’T THE CAT [That I F#?!$ing Hate]

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@IMAGE_PLUEY [#%?!] PLUES NO I WOULDNT DO THAT TO YOU [I’m Sorry!]

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@eramthing @HerLadyGrace What do you mean by that.

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@eramthing @HerLadyGrace Well he’s told me [different]. So I guess we’ll just [Wait And See!] who’s right, eh?

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@eramthing @HerLadyGrace Not like you would a [Petting Zoo]. And if you mean in a [FAMILY DINNER] sense, I don’t think you’re [cut out to be a parent], either.

‘Sides, she already works for Tens. [[Busy Schedule]]. Doesn’t have time for your bull[$#!1].

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@eramthing @HerLadyGrace Uh huh, sure. [Say Whatever] you want, edgelord.

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@eramthing @HerLadyGrace You can’t just [Adopt A Shelter Cat Today] her, HE’S A GROWN [@$$] MAN.

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

Hey now,

[ding @d1nglbrry]

he looks like he'd have a stereotypical gay accent right

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@HerLadyGrace @ANG3LOF_D3ATH

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@ANG3LOF_D3ATH @HerLadyGrace I JUST TOLD HIM NOT TO EAT [Spoiled Rotten] MEAT

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@ANG3LOF_D3ATH [Of Course] YOU WOULD

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

@ANG3LOF_D3ATH This is [how?] you make [Your Place] sound sometimes.

[Spamton G Spamton @N1MAILMAN1997]

How it feels [on the phone] with my [[BENEFACTOR]] sometimes.

[. @playboicurrryy]

who tf am i in vc with 😭

[Nature Corner @CornerForNature]

Spa day with the girls