Nathan Geer

father of 4 boys and husband to a wife who puts up with us all.

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

“I wanna try gambling once and then go to my therapist.” Travis’ strategy to have fun but not become an addict. #childlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “What’s the smallest state in America, besides all those small ones?!” #childlogic

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Travis, “Cyclops has the best vision because he never goes cross-eyed!” #childlogic #notwrong

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt (the morning after his last football game), “I miss football already.” #geerlogic #childlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt (while eating ham), “I feel like I’m eating Theo. I don’t know why, but I do.” #childlogic

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Wyatt, “Man, I’ve lost count how many times I’ve called my teacher “coach.” #childlogic #footballdays

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

How many men were there? Tristan, “Nine.” Cody, “Actually, it was closer to ten.” Tristan, “You can’t get closer to ten than nine. Unless you are half a human!” #teenlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “Are we having a sleep over!?” / Mom, “No.” / Wyatt, “What do you mean, No?” #childlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “What country is Israel in, Brazil?” #childlogic #middleschoolneeded

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[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

“Elon Musk has a mom!? I thought he was just spawned in.” - Cody #teenlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “The first joke invented HAD to be a fart joke.” #childlogic

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Cody, “I gotta do more research on spontaneous combustion!” #teenlogic

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Cody, “Estimations are, by far, my favorite thing in life. I LOVE estimations!” #teenlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Tristan to Wyatt, “If you guess what’s behind my back, then you won’t get hit by it.” #teenlogic #cucumberweapon

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Travis, after weighing himself & seeing 69.6 lbs, I’ve never weighed 70 in my life!” #childlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “I had a dream that if you ate these brownies it would take you on a hike, but only in your mind.” #childlogic #magicbrownies #innocence

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Travis complained that Wyatt tried to choke him. Wyatt’s defense was, “I only choke people if their neck is vulnerable.” #childlogic

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Wyatt, “One reason I don’t like eating corn...it looks like yellow teeth.” #childlogic #hesgotapoint

[Nathan Geer @N4thgeer]

Umpa begged the boys for a great-grand daughter someday when Wyatt says, “I wanna have a baby monkey!” #childlogic