N64 Magazine Quotes

Your daily quip/snippet from the world's finest Nintendo 64 magazine. Two on Fridays. 1997-2001. Run by @fointypinger.

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We've buried the Tips Editor up to his chin in sand down at Weston-Super-Mare.

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@WaveRace64 [Almost thirty years and it hasn't been bettered. A bit special, that.]

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Paul's plant put on another leaf as well, so it's been a great month for him, too.

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You may have heard that you can get a golden, 300mph super-jet ski by performing some cheat or another. This is not true. Which makes us sad.

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Since Jes moved onto 𝗡𝟲𝟰, our office simply hasn't been able to cope with his gargantuan slap 𝘢𝘯𝘥 eight desks, eight chairs, 15 shelves and Martin's assortment of automatic weapons.

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@DefaultDNB [Your powers of deduction are remarkably good. It is indeed one of the ICHEAT codes in Body Harvest. No idea what a Scottish jigg is though... "Everything goes weird" also sounds like a curious one.]

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Scottish jigging
Down, Up, Top-C, Down, Right-C, Right-C.

[8Man @the08man]

@Apricot064 Always surprised at how good the Nintendo Power cover art was. I used to collect N64 Magazine, wore the cover off issue 2.

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We found out what one of the two 'mystery' games we talked of last issue is: a sequel to Banjo-Kazooie called (get ready to cringe) Banjo-Tooie.

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December 18 sees the release of Onegai Monster, an N64 fighting simulation featuring monsters created by readers of Famitsu magazine.

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£50. That's what's comin' atcha.

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@WaveRace64 ["4th Place" if I'm feeling introspective. "2nd Place" if I'm feeling funky.]

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We never thought we'd say this, but it's a sight a thousand times more disturbing than that of Timber the Tiger, gyrating in an unsavoury fashion with the eyes of a madman.

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I've sent you a present. It's a pop-up Melissa George to put on your desk.

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Did you know that the N64 Magazine GoldenEye review lists a LEVEL EDITOR as an unlockable if you beat 007 Mode?

Early development cut content? Miscommunication? Or just trolling?

I'd go with just trolling, since there isn't a real way to "beat" 007 Mode!

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You lend one of your friends a limited edition GoldenEye cart (with all FIVE playable Bond characters on it). A couple of days later he tells you he accidentally stood on it while trying to clear out the utility room. Apparently, "the parts are all over the shop".

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@DefaultDNB [NASCAR '99. It even got a PAL release!]

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Snore-inducing racer with old Ford Cortinas bombing round circular tracks until you fall asleep and crash. Utterly dull.

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We're not talking bits of old sandwiches, Andrea's tin of slap-on grease and an A-Z of Lincolnshire.