Jane Shepard

N7 Soldier/ Normandy Commander/ Spectre. Currently fighting a war with the damn reapers. Bonded to @Garrus_Of_Omega (RP) //Archived Account

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

//This account has been officially archived. It's creator can be found at @DesignsByKage. Stop by and say hi. I love catching up with old RP buddies.

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

I'm Commander Shepard and I hope that all my followers out there in the universe are enjoying reliving our incredible journey as much as I am with #MassEffectLegendaryEdition.

We had a hell of a ride.

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*checks calendar* Just over five years that I've been commander of the Normandy. *pats wall* Happy Birthday, old girl.

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

The Apocalypse:

Survivor: How did we lose 100 years of batteries!?

Conrad Verner desperately hiding 100 Shepard VIs: It was the zombies.

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*pokes @Garrus_Of_Omega in the side. Scrapes her knuckles against his armour for her trouble. Grumbles to herself*

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

Shepard, Shepard he's our man! If he can't do it, ah yes "Reapers".

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

Have you tried our new, healthy air quoting service, 'I Can't Believe it's Not Dismissal?'

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

@Garrus_Of_Omega I mingle. I mingle all the time. Admittedly more over the vidcom then anything else these days

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

@Garrus_Of_Omega > obvious conclusion

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

@Garrus_Of_Omega *rolls her eyes* Hardy har. No. I merely found an empty room with nary a calibration in sight and jumped to the most <

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

@Garrus_Of_Omega *Startled* There you are. I was beginning to think you had been kidnapped.

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*Feeling lost and bewildered she steps back out into the main corridor* But... callibrations? *After a long moment she slowly wanders away*

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*Frowns in total confusion. There does not appear to be a turian here at all.*

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*Steps back in. Checks everywhere. Looks under the gun. Touches console incase interruption to calibrations makes him appear*

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*Checks door. She hasn't hallucinated, it is the right room*

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

*Enters main battery* Hey Garrus, I... *Rocks to a halt. The room... is empty.*

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

So now this war is two fronted. Destroy the Reapers and try and stop Cerberus. Because I needed another headache. #ShepardsMemoirs

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

Cerberus is a giant pain in the ass. Their AI took out Alenko and half the data we needed. #ShepardsMemoirs

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

<noise distortion>... which basically sums everything up about our resident prothean genius. *laughs* Not that anyone knows #ShepardsMemoirs

[Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard]

Still we did make a rendezvous with an old friend. Liara T'soni. She <retracted> <security breach> <file deleted> #ShepardsMemoirs