Writing prompt: you have a time machine to go back in time to kill Hitler, but first you have to make it past everyone saying that he's not fascist _enough_, he hasn't really done anything _that bad_ at this point, and that your just being hysterical
Despite being almost half of the population, men commit over 90% of violent crime.
Bears commit so few crimes that it's not even tracked as a category, so this seems like a really easy decision.
Misogynist Men: We built the world!
Me: the polluted world where men are killing themselves, there are multiple genocides, 1 in 3 women experience sexual violence, animals are becoming extinct, global homeless crisis. Laws that enslaved women for centuries.
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The joke here is that I think conservatives are dumb enough to believe this. I also completely understand if you don't have any conservative friends to tell this to.