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I am directly, personally responsible for making all your favorite entertainment "woke." I will not stop |Thoughts/opinions expressed are mine alone. |he/him|

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I feel like all of your questions about my political ideology have already been answered by my t-shirt

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@mordecohen @MaarivOnline Oh hey, i know it's like a year later but for some reason I just saw this post and wanted to say shut the fuck up you genocidal freak.

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School shooters are almost always two things: profound, violent misogynists, and bearers of a persecution complex tied to a sense of jilted entitlement. The latter is pretty hard for anyone other than a white man to have in concentrations high enough.

[Computer Girl 👱🏿 @nakedspliff]

Despite all that Black people have been through, the random school shootings have never been our thing and that speaks volumes about the psychological state of whites.

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If no store has changed their name to "Shawarma Law" yet, that is on them and a huge missed oppertunity

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Shawarma law must be obeyed.

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@KahliefAdams All of these dork-ass losers just sound like people who don't have any male OR female friends. just sad and alone.

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@AntonyTheReal_ Closer every day

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@B_Ehrfurth @HeerJeet Yeah, which is just the second one if they get tired of waiting

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@Ruu_chan123 Capturing Leia, perhaps the second most important person to the rebellion, is 100% incidental to using her to get to Luke. Everything he does is framed around that goal.

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@Ruu_chan123 The modern lore expands on it quite a bit but ALL of Vader's actions from ESD on should be understood as a single-minded drive to reach Luke. It is ALL that he cared about. Not protecting his position, not his underlings, not the success of the empire. It was all focused on luke.

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@Bug_Hall

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@RopesToInfinity

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Humiliations upon humiliations. This dork-ass loser can never stop stepping on rakes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@m1stergino I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.

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@alibrooke4ever Really doing Shinzo Abe/doohicky numbers.

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@janthonylong Yeah, I guess that's true. And for sure a lot of people read posts like that as the gospel truth. It's just rough to see how there's a whole ecology of nominally "normal" people who make it their online presence to dunk on them. exactly the plan!

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Here's the thing man they don't *CARE.* They're going to say the thing that gets the most people to engage with their post, and here at the Being Loudly Wrong About Things And Everyone Making Fun Of You For It factory, that's being loudly, aggrivatingly wrong about things.

[John Long @janthonylong]

Elon's MAGA echo chamber is not helping the right. It's breaking their brains.

The flamboyant confidence that these Trumpy influencers were projecting before the election--*despite the overwhelming objective evidence to the contrary*--is just wild.

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He really is a perpetual engine of humiliation. The sideshow bob stepping on infinite rakes of nazis

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

very hilarious how elon moved his entire empire to texas to "escape woke" only for the entire state to turn blue, partly because everyone there hates him. masterful gambit sir

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They are succeeding at the job they are doing, which is making people mad and getting them to engage on their posts. That's it. Most of them are AI chatbots or Some Guy in India. They don't care that they're wrong, that is totally unimportant.

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@hansplanda @kad27270 @BravesColdTakes Shut the fuck up, bootlicker

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That is terrible, I am sorry for you, but also that kid has the chance to do the funniest possible thing...

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@Cindyloonews @OurShallowState “Our job is not to report both sides. One side says it’s raining and the other side says it is not raining. Our job is to look out the window.”