🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍

Cabin 17 counselor | Perpetually locked in ( •̀ᴗ-)و ✧ | No, I won't sign your camp T-shirt 🤨 Yes, the wings are real.

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Look who we are,
We are 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙎!
We make it happen,
'Cause we 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙄𝙏!

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

GOOD MORNING, JEHA NATION!!

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

I'm bribing a Hecate kid to hex the next person to call me a glitter chicken, seriously 😮‍💨

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Whoever voted yes is the ONLY real one in a sea of fake fans omg

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Could I win in a fist fight with a laestrygonian be honest

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

아이고오오, so mean...

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

busy being extremely bored and delusional?

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

I would, but I'm actually busy...😞

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

go and attempt to fistfight one, then. right now. and report back!!

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Semantics 🙄🙄

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

hm, what if he smacks your wings or just you mid—air though

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

//jeha talking mad shit for someone who'd get plucked like a chicken if he actually tried to solo a laestrygonian 😭😭😭😭

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Considering I can fly, it's not an issue. I'd descend on that asshole like an F-22 Raptor and show him what's what 😋

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

good luck getting a punch up there

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

...5'10? 🤨

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

quick, how tall are you? 🤨🤨

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

You're so right, he's the ultimate distraction. Perfect opportunity to get them in the back!!

[‍ ‍ 🦉 ‍ ◟ ‍ ＊ ‍ ᴵn ‍ ‍ ‍⧼ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝔟┄etween. @witphelia]

@NALGAEDEUL ⠀⠀
he will live, besides! it seems like every time we have this event, people wanna focus on him anyways.
⠀

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

@witphelia ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ is Percy the decoy?? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Obviously! One good punch between the eyes — HWAH! — like this, and they're done for!

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

laestrygonian’s are huge and strong bro, do YOU even believe you could beat one in a fist fight ???

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

I MISS 😭😭😭😭 THE SUMMER 😭😭😭😭 MARATHON 😭😭😭

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

???? NOT TRUE?? 👎👎👎

[‍‍𝔯ᵘ̲𝐧. ‍‍ ‍*̲ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 @hareverie]

on opposite day, maybe

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Average experience of trying to bring Clovis anywhere 😭

[⚓ | czechoslovakbuttlover49 @hypnochromiaa]

forcing tired oomf to call and hangout with me

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

That's a yes, right ☺

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Could I win in a fist fight with a laestrygonian be honest

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

@witphelia That would be good, but they'll expect that. Maybe we throw them off with a Decoy first? 🤔

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

Just watched a camper swing their sword too close to the bow stand and cut like 12 bow strings at once on accident...nobody tell Cabin 7 😭😭😭

[🏆 𝙅𝙀𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ‍ @NALGAEDEUL]

I want....a donut...