MachoManRandySavage

I'm different.

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

Please don't ever cut me off from karaoke.

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

If you want to know how to get a 5 star rating on Uber this is how. Okay G2G. Be back in a few months..maybe.

[CorRaven is not here. @CorRaven]

Just another gif of a dog chasing a ball.

[Genius @Genius]

travis scott turning up in the club to “we are young” is one of the best things i've seen in a minute 😭😭😭
https://t.co/Owjjifq9rj

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine being high on every drug at a festival and Shaq comes out of nowhere to body you https://t.co/nxiv9FdXBF

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Taxation without representation was distasteful.

[paige @paigetierney331]

Everyone pray for Pennsylvania

Ain’t nothing wrong with us we just haven’t seen sunlight in years and our whole state is under construction

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

https://t.co/nZzlHMZfp2 I’m done. Bye.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Why does this dude’s tongue come out of his mouth when he says “jail”?

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

Lol, still love being caught in this video 😂

[Firefly Festival @LiveAtFirefly]

Living the good life out here in The Woodlands. #Firefly2017

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

Hi again. Still here. Check this in another few months. Prob post the same thing. 🤙🏽

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

Lol forgot I had a Twitter. Still not gonna use it.

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY FUCKIN LOOK AT THIS

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

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[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

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[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

https://t.co/cHIbDB059x dead

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

@caseymikael Best thing I ever did

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

Less than a week https://t.co/Asph1les3p

[MachoManRandySavage @NARDiesel]

22 seconds in 🤷🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/x6xHZEME20

[Allison F.🦉 @ablington]

Anthony Bourdain had one of the only shows on tv that tried with all its might to teach Americans not to be scared of other people.