ChrisCipollone

Chairman of NASA (North American Stonk Association). Former intern who cleaned Janet Yellen's glasses.

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Bill Belichick Tom Brady
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Microsoft Surface Disrespecters

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@bordersroad @DK_Assist @DraftKings Hopefully you get better help than last time
https://t.co/GKh8LsxMCj

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@bordersroad Try deleting and redownloading your app!

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@bordersroad Could be worse, he could've bet all that on a team coached by Kelvin Sampson

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@bordersroad Crack open the wallet to buy one of these cards for Jesse

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@LinesatLunch Thanks for your effort but everybody from BetBash 5 knows that @grpwins is the best at documenting other handicappers

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@MarkCarney_Ego @truckdriverpleb This is old news from over a year ago
Time to write new material

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@PennyPitVictim @MeganMakinMoney https://t.co/v7wb0uB0sr

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@grpwins It’s an Eagle you perv

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@NHLRumourReport Nurse, Podkolzin & Savoie
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Done deal

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@timanderson87 If Belichick gets a one-year penance for Spygate (who cares), does Sean Payton (assuming he does not reach another Super Bowl) make the HOF at all with Bountygate looming over his head?

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@CoopTory Penitentiary tour with the retired guards is enjoyable

These guards took great pride in their career and the history and tradition of KP (especially the fact that KP predates the RCMP by decades)

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@SiddharthGula13 How is Valentova only -4.5 -104 against Ostapenko?

Ostapenko has a rest adv, but shouldn't matter much

Cirstea was -4.5 +100 over Ostapenko last week

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@grpwins https://t.co/9X8irvnJmn

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All of you that bet Colorado yesterday at 9.5, 10, 10.5, 11, 11.5 make sure you understand you lost money because you were on the wrong side of the game. You don’t get a CLV trophy because the line closed at 12.

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@MadDogUnleashed Bobby Abreu will get voted in the HOF by the writers

2400 hits, 900 extra base hits, 400 stolen bases, 8 seasons with 100+ RBI, 8 seasons with .400+ OBP

Where are you missing the point on Abreu?

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@bordersroad @jake_anderson44 He is probably "boots on the ground" scouting Ryba in Riyadh

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@grpwins 1) BUF
2) MIA
3) NE
4) NYJ

You calculated the odds of this exacta happening at 8%?!
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You make fun of @croucherJD for reading math textbooks

But that's better than reading the backs of cereal boxes, or wherever in God's name you learned math skills

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@VanIsleStuartD @NickKouvalis John Tory

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@grpwins Kelly in Vegas is 14-11 heading into Week 6 of @SuperBookNV Super Contest

Nothing to brag about, half the gamblers in the country wish they were 14-11

Stay tuned for Kelly's portfolio update tonight

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@jschmidt139 @grpwins Yes, lost in Week 1

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@grpwins Wow, looks like Kelly is crushing you in the Battle at Bet Bash 6

She is now 13-11 in the @WestgateVegas Super Contest, heading into MNF tmrw

All set for your @VeraWang dress fitting?

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@bordersroad Yankees hitters against Bieber tomorrow

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@bordersroad Yankees/Brewers World Series MVP picks wen?