Nathan

Pessimists are the happiest people in the world. 80% of the time they are right, the other 20% of the time they are pleasantly surprised.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If the Knicks can break the Trump curse in 48 hours, we can break it in November.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Donald Trump jinxed the Knicks.

Taylor Swift bought them good luck.

I stand with Taylor against Trump!

Who’s with me? ✋

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@Eas75827Brandon @TheBabylonBee Neville Trumperlain.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

T Swift looked hot as hell last night and all the MAGAs are so mad

[Covie @covie_93]

trump shows up Knicks lose
Taylor Swift shows up Knicks win.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

in our Knicks era 🧡💙

[xyler @grandeslivs]

she's pushing 40 and still obsessed with acting like a teenager my god she needs to grow up we're tired

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@NFLMemes

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Marco Rubio: “Birthright citizenship is a scam.”

Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971 before his parents became U.S. citizens.”

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

This is my best year ever on Twitter.

Mark Hamill and James Talarico are following me.

Catturd2 and Melania Trump have blocked me.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@OldManLefty1 Yes!
YES!!!
A thousand times YESSSSSSSSS...!!!!

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Even in Pyongyang they must be looking at this and wondering WTF

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@EWErickson "I'm Dan Bongino."
"I'm Ben Shapiro."
"I'm Glenn Beck."
"And I'm Joe Rogan. Those stories, plus Catturd, on tonight's edition of 60 Minutes."

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@EWErickson Thank God I don't believe in the inane scribblings of Iron Age wanderers who didn't know where the Sun went at night.

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@LynannMacdonald @L0ganDav1s @EWErickson So...
The eternal, unchanging, immutable "Word of God" changes sometimes?

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@L0ganDav1s @EWErickson The Southern Baptists are the "Golden Corral" of Cafeteria Christians.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

This one hits hard.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Trump Tower rises from the center of downtown Chicago on a major north/south street called Wabash Avenue. A petition is circulating to have the city formally rename a four-block strip of Wabash after a certain famous Chicago resident.

If enacted, it would make Trump Tower’s official address 401 N. Barack Hussein Obama Avenue. I’d love that for him.🖕😁🖕

[Nathan @NAT1138]

@CattardSlim