cosmic marsh melon☂️

shiny | 25+ | i draw and talk about books and star trek | art acct: @artbyshiny | kpop side acc: @lesb1a4n | icon: @KagamineLen, header: flying_b1a4 | △△·△∷

[cosmic marsh melon☂️ @NATSUHl]

i just slammed a bunch of my art onto a twitter moment https://t.co/HE7KNhD3Lr

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

my apologises to tom felton. it turns out he isn't the only chopped hoe willing to sacrifice his moral for cash

[Russ Cote @CoteLLC]

I didn’t even want to click on this and listen because nobody really covers zeppelin well, but Daniel isn’t even fucking joking, this is just unbelievable

[anya @yawnyaa]

just found out there's this specific kind of paper that tells you if a solution is acidic or basic based on the change in colour of the paper. it's like a litmus test (telling someone's larger political opinions based on their stance towards a specific thing)

[hyper-bicurious surfin they @zonevivi]

me when i want to make out with Michael B Jordan

[Pebbles Decides 🔜 ANE @Mothpebbles]

I work at a game/card store & I need you guys to see this card a kid brought in

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[WillowTheFoxΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️🐾Pawbz are cute!🐾 @Willowfoxxo]

Gotta keep goin!

[RadioKid @RadioKid_7]

We're probably all guilty of this, but for the moment right as you finish something like this with someone, it's very important that you're not negative about something they love

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

preparing for my period of mourning

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

“Just don’t go.”

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[MKUltra Victim @MKUL7R4V1C71M]

I saw this over a urinal once and spent 5 minutes after I peed trying to figure out whether someone intentionally scratched a map of Europe into the wall or if I was insane

[Best of Marvel @BestMarvelU]

Chris Hemsworth improvised this snake story on the spot, and since they had two cameras set up, they were able to catch Tom Hiddleston's genuine reaction.

[Anton Hofmiller @bnzchr]

Few years back some friends - surname Darton - announced they were expecting a baby girl but hadn’t yet picked a name. I mischievously suggested “Polly” and for a split second I swear the wife was seriously considering it, before the husband said it aloud and nixed the idea.

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

This is the kind of thing small businesses are putting on their signs these days

[skyrina @skyacinth_]

not now Alexander Graham Bell

[uncle k8lyn ??? @katttesquad]

this may be the most unsettling fork i’ve ever seen

[julie ✿ @wellsbering]

possibly my favorite tim curry story is the time he made a garden for freddie mercury and freddie mercury had absolutely no clue how to take care of it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag:

“The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].”

(https://t.co/yGR0Z4yXed)

[Phylicia Fuentes 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @_phylville]

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