The Natty

The premier two day drinking event of every summer, taking place over 36 holes of stroke play. The only thing more important than winning is Buff not winning.

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HIDE YOUR TOP FLITES AND NIKE MOJOS, THE NATTY IS BACK THIS WEEKEND!!

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@RiggsBarstool THIS IS WHAT THE NATTY IS ABOUT, BEING A GREAT AMERICAN & SKULLFUCKIN THE UNGRATEFUL MF’ers THAT WOULD BE SPEAKING GERMAN IF NOT FOR US!

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Oh wait we are using an eraser like “That Lesher Boy” Quicm was to be Quick.

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WE HAD A RULES INFRACTION! FRED “SOUP” CAMPBELL HAD TO VERIFY AN ALLEGED WHIFF BY “THAT LESHER BOY” #ButtHeHaesQuicmFeet

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@pissyassdrunk

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Goooood Morrrrrning Vietnaaaaam

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Word from Natty reporters early is practice rounds were comparable to drunk Sunday numbers. Stay tuned. #thenatty

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Exclusive photo leak of the #natty trophy.... what beer will be drank from this on Sunday?

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Newly leaked photos show Beav is battling a knee injury this weekend, although one source has said “he’s the Larry Mize of the championship flight, anything but last is a successful tournament for him.”

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Oddsmakers have said this the hardest event of the season to predict. One source said “You don’t know who in the hell will still be drunk Sunday morning and who will have the worst hangover.”

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The 3 sureties about Natty weekend have now transformed to 4. Chibs, 3-putts, hangovers, and Phillips stinking his riding partner out of the cart.

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In a crazy move, odds makers have him listed as the 3rd flight favorite as well as the favorite for DFL

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Breaking New: Mr. DFL himself has come out of retirement for what could be his last ride before he moves to the yellow tees #thenatty

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New out of Lykens Valley: The mortal lock for DFL, Mitchell Phillips, will not be participating. Odds makers are scrambling to find the next DFL favorite

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16 the final hole of The Amishman’s Apes Crick. From an elevated tee you must navigate a chute with a limb directly through the center toward a 19 yard wide fwy. The approach is a half wedge to a 10 yd x 10 yd two tiered green including a false front on the left side. #Mickey

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Green speeds this weekend have been a hot topic. Will they be wedding dick firm or soft as a California liberal? #thenatty

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Although “That Lesher Boy” could challenge Kerstetter if he brings a pencil that has an eraser. #StrokeSavingTips #TheNatty

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Being told 3rd Flight favorite Darryl Kerstetter is still awaiting permission from his wife to play this weekend. Might have to mow grass.

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Starting time for round 1 of #TheNatty

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Hole 15, the first of the Amishman’s Apes Crick, is a double dog-leg,reachable, par 5 winding through the trees. The hole resembles something Pete Dye would create after 30 Miller Lites & a hit of Crystal Meth!