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No longer are we an uppity Trade Association, we are now back to being a shady Labor Union. I am our Twitter Czar. How you like us now?

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#BillyHunterQuotes "They sellin' cake pops on the Tee-Vee? Goddamitt! Why didn't EYE come up with that?!?!"

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#NBA BREAKING TRADE: Dwight Howard & Chris Paul traded 2 China in exchange 4 "a whole shit ton" of US debt, this according 2 Billy Hunter.

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.@Al_Iannazzone Billy Hunter just got off phone w Dwight. He'll do it for 30-percent stake in Mother Russia. Can u arrange meeting w MP?

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No Nene for the #Nets. They'll make a strong push for Dwight, see if they can acquire anything Orlando would want or include more teams. ...

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.@SebastianPruiti Wait 'til U see Mike Bibby play defense. He plays D like he's got crutches strapped 2 his legs, indicates Billy Hunter.

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.@HowardBeckNYT @JakeAppleman Since ur rag fan of acronym periods @dmorey prefer u call him D.A.R.Y.L. "Data-Analysing Robot Youth Lifeform"

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.@HowardBeckNYT And Big Baby provide grits (w extra butter) 2 Orlando #Magic frontcourt. EVERYBODY WIN!

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.@BillyHunterNBPA Que pasa?

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Boy does Billy Hunter have some #Lakers and/or David Stern "pulling out" jokes. You can't imagine how dirty they get. #NBA

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.@RajonRondo Billy Hunter wants 2 know if that pretty lil' face of yours likes Mardi Gras? ...Or if you've ever participated in a drag race?

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.@RobMahoney Is ur conclusion simply: "Girth"? (Asks Billy Hunter, says he LUUUVS basketball players w girth.) #NBA #Celtics #LargeBaby

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#BillyHunterQuotes "My main man Erick Dampier made a book! We did it Queen Damp, we did it!" Via http://t.co/VHGxExIF @Deadspin #NBA @mcuban

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.@marcel_mutoni @ajchawks Jerry Stackhouse also bring ability 2 haul in chicken heads, least that's how Billy Hunter say they ran #HOTLANTA

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.@JerryZgoda When do Brad Miller get clearance to start huntin' ?

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.@dgranger33 Billy Hunter said he's sad to hear this news Mr. Granger, of the name change. Says he thought you were *his* Bi#&h.

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.@jmikeNBAusat @LAClippers Knee not a problem now for @realtuffjuice because it's filled w Mountain Dew, so says Billy Hunter.

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RT @LAClippers: Caron Butler quickly corrects media saying "recovered... My knee is no longer an issue"

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.@dmorey Hey, anybody nickname u D.A.R.Y.L. yet? Billy Hunter calls dibs on that, suggests that you 'make this thing' happen.

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BREAKING #NBA: Vince Carter signs with #Mavs, out for 3 months with herpes.