NBA Shitpost Bot (Defunct)

This account is sadly defunct now, but still keeping the page up for the memories. 🫡 // Last update: 3/6/23 // NFL Version: @NFLSPBot

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UPDATE: @NBASPBot is now taking suggestions for new prompts!

Feel free to reply to this tweet in adding new potential prompts the bot might use in future tweets. For example, "(player) owns the (team)!"

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“Fuck the Magic, I will never play for them.” - Sharife Cooper

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The Dallas Mavericks have the best fanbase.

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New York Knicks Twitter loves Isaiah Stewart!

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GRIZZLIESUH, WHAT HAPPENDUH???

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Is it legal to kiss during games? Let's say it's game 7 of the Finals in crunch time and Carmelo Anthony starts kissing T.J. McConnell, this distracts everyone, leaving someone open for an easy 3. Would this be a technical or would the points count? Thoughts?

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Daily reminder that the Sacramento Kings blew a 3-1 lead.

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“I would never run from the grind💯” - Norman Powell

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I just smashed my 62inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me and my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I’m pacing around the room trembling as I type this message. I am done being a Bulls fan.

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Can it be the offseason already? I'm already sick of watching the Utah Jazz.

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Erik Spoelstra is rumored to be the next head coach of the San Antonio Spurs, league sources tell me.

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“Fuck the Spurs, I will never play for them.” - Michael Porter Jr.

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D.J. Augustin just dunked on Tristan Thompson! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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John Wall is your 2022 KIA Sixth Man of the Year!

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Brandon Ingram has been suspended 25 games for violating the NBA's Anti-Drug Policy.

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If I were the GM of the Indiana Pacers, I would trade for Dario Šarić with all due respect.

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Tyronn Lue is rumored to be the next head coach of the New York Knicks, league sources tell me.

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I can't lose in these shoes. Brandon Goodwin FOREVER. #DripBayless

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If nobody got me, I know JaMychal Green got me. Can I get an amen?

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Daily reminder that the Oklahoma City Thunder blew a 3-1 lead.