Noir

Splatter Brain

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

@JunkyardPretzel 5MAPB actually so not exactly Molly but definitely not meth

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

Mom found out I was doing molly n my brother sent this in the family gc

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

@hyperdollia Boooo that sucks

[killrbun41 @killherbunni]

It's such a shame since I really love guys with less muscle like that . not everyone has to be a bodybuilder yk?

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

@Gh0styVixen This is the first time in his life he’s said anything funny

[🥂 @MishimaFudanshi]

Explain why Daedra worship is bad without moralfagging

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English.

RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER.

Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.

[Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

fucking my clone 7/8

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

Explain why moralfagging is good without resorting to moralfagging

[kurran @kvrran]

kill your idols is out can i unblock my girl yet or no

[/* tidu */ @__tidu]

44 nations attended the Bretton Woods Conference in 1944 and they unanimously decided on one thing: i will never have this

[pupsik @pupsiksy]

please be kind

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

Who the fuck donated this

[🐍 @andyburzum]

BBW facesitting illegal in United Kingdom

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.

[Noir @NBAyoungfoid]

@killherbunni @hyperdollia How do I make the hands look not painted over then nerd

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Penis inches are actually a different measurement than regular inches and this naturally leads to some confusion

[☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ☆ @NewJorkTimes]

I Do.