NBC Delayed

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(Yes, this is a parody account)

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Please disregard the livestreams, the games begin tonight!

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This February, watch all on the action from the Games on the official U.S. streaming home of the 2022 #WinterOlympics: @PeacockTV.
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Look at how great this was!

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No, we have no idea what streaming app you can watch the #Olympics on. Stick to the tape delayed evening broadcast.

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Seriously though, bring back that Microsoft Silverlight player from 2012 and we’ll all gather around the desktop. At least we knew we had the right app that didn’t work and it wasn’t on a 3rd app we don’t pay for.

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Are you enjoying these slightly delayed opening ceremonies? #Olympics #Atlanta1996

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Tune in tonight for the Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Beijing #NBCFail

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BREAKING: American colonists announce independence, King to respond.

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We are over a year delayed this time, let’s get this show on the road. #Olympics #Tokyo2020

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So ... turns out this wasn’t true. https://t.co/XzdL9OSrX9

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Remember when Brazil tried to convince us they invented the airplane? We’ve got the tape! #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #Olympics2018 #Olympics2016

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Coming up any minute now, the Opening Ceremony of the 1988 Olympics in Calgary! #OpeningCeremony #Olympics2018 #Olympics1988

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To the best of our knowledge, America TV didn’t broadcast it live either! https://t.co/cEQ686bbyO

[Ivan Watson @IvanCNN]

South Korea put on a great show at the #Pyeongchang2018 opening ceremony. To the best of our knowledge, the live performance was NOT broadcast on North Korean state TV, even though the North Korean delegation got VIP treatment at the show

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Sorry, wrong tape ... was just labeled “Korea Parade”

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And here we go ...

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We’re getting ready for the opening ceremonies ... almost time to start taping

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We’re feeling very Olympic over here, how about you? #Olympics2018 #Olympic #WinterOlympics #OlympicGames

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They are putting us out of business 🙁 https://t.co/FEkUCWAdS0

[Briefing Room Bob @BriefingRoomBob]

Today we remember the 1.2 million heroes lost at the #BowlingGreenMassacre #tcot #trump

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After tonight's #ClosingCeremony, we'll be back in 2 years to bring you the latest from #SaltLakeCity2002 #Olympics