NBC Fail

We offer 24 hours of non stop commercials and butchered to pieces non-live events.

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Don't want to know who won? Please don't use twitter/internet from now until primetime. Also cover your ears/eyes during news #NBCfail

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No need to see Bolt breaking record live, trust us. Rest of the world are stupid for showing it live. We'll show it few hours later #NBCfail

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At this stage the option of relocating Matt Lauer and the rest of #NBCfail team permanently to Brazil is not off the table #OpeningCeremony

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If you all continue with this #NBCfail bashing we'll cut to a Michael Phelps recorded interview! #OpeningCeremony

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Sorry for cutting out portions of the original Olympics #OpeningCeremony show earlier. We had to squeeze in lots of commercial$ #NBCfail

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Our #NBCfail team forgot to mention that when u see #TeamUSA now in #OpeningCeremony it's not what the world saw. It's our own camera.

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Our #NBCfail team is ready with something bad to say about every country. Obviously US is impeccable so no gun deaths & poverty info later.

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Having this internet thing suck! We need to have corporate propaganda control so you all be kept quiet! #NBCfail

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When we started manipulating original content, pretending it's live & unedited there was no internet & live streams. #WeGotAway #NBCfail

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4 years passed, and we're back with our condescending nations dick size comparison. #ParadeofNations #OpeningCeremony #NBCfail

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Now this #OpeningCeremony #ParadeofNations is totally live and unedited. Trust us! #NBCfail

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20 seconds of #OpeningCeremony and we're off to commercials again. #NBCfail

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Fuck climate change. We need to make more $$$ - Cut to commercials. #NBCfail

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Who doesn't like hearing art explained in their ear when they go to shows? We want you to U N D E R S T A N D #OpeningCeremony #NBCfail

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Think of our Olympics #OpeningCeremony like masturbation being interrupted every minute. Everyone likes it. #NBCfail

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Are you enjoying our disjointed #OpeningCeremony yet? #NBCfail

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If u want to see Olympics #OpeningCeremony without commercials at all, move to UK and watch BBC. But you'd miss our commercials. #NBCfail

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When you go to show in theater, don't u like someone explaining the show in your ear? We need to explain art #NBCfail

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Big fuck u to all of you! #NBCfail

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5 minutes in, and we're off to commercials. We hope you're enjoining our cut off broadcast. More to come. #NBCfail