If you can't pray in English, please pray in your local language. Today i Heard someone praying, "Lord you're nothing without me" imagine going to hell because of grammar 😂😂😂
It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast soon I shall be drinking ale from curved horns, this hero that comes into Valhalla, does not lament to his death, I shall not enter Odin's hall with fear, there.. I shall wait for my sons to join me, and when they do, I shall vast in the trails of triumph, the seer will welcome me, my death comes without apology, and I welcome the Valkyries to summon me home
My auntie caught her husband cheating and called a family meeting. We all thought she wanted a divorce.
This woman arrived with a notebook, sat next to his mother and said, “Before I leave your son, I need the family to explain something to me.”
Then she opened the notebook and started reading out the names of women he had cheated with. 😭😭
By the third name, his mother interrupted her and said, “Please skip number seven.”
THE WHOLE ROOM WENT SILENT. 💀😭😭