Nick Banister 🍆

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

My dad is having way too much fun with his new sign. I guess "neuter your pets" was too boring.

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

@tdelgiudice11 I think you’re making the mistake of thinking the President means what he says. Easy mistake

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

I’m so confused

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Somehow I always manage to bomb easy classes...

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

You’re literally saying “fake” news is just negative about you. I applaud the blatant of your propaganda https://t.co/fAEIumKqOt

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Fake News is working overtime. Just reported that, despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy & all things else, 91% of the Network News about me is negative (Fake). Why do we work so hard in working with the media when it is corrupt? Take away credentials?

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Hey asshole, either you don’t know this or you’re being deliberately misleading but the difference between weapons grade uranium and energy production uranium is significant. Not as simple as spinning it a little more. If only your parents had spun you more... https://t.co/CpTXEzyyo3

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Statement on the Iran Nuclear Deal: https://t.co/O3SpryCKkc

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

NHL’s solution to Marchand licking people

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Fuck

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

@cdecker2323 @gregkarpinski19 You’re right. Being a good team does attract a lot of casual fans. I’m sure the Mets get a lot of that too. I’m sorry

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Bump. 14 of 15 https://t.co/hUVSofIX3i

[Greg Karpinski @gregkarpinski19]

“Oh my god who is gonna stop us Judge and Stanton wow” also Yankees fans.....

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

@cdecker2323 @gregkarpinski19 Really? Cuz that’s not how I read it when the Mets were on fire

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

@gregkarpinski19 Just pointing out it was the fourth game of the season

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Condoms: 99% effective. Birth control: 99% effective. Posting Fortnite wins on Snapchat: 100% effective.

[Mike @MichaelStapert]

Hey guys!! I am the lottery winner of $451 Million. With this opportunity I will do good for humanity, I am giving back $1,000 to the first 100K that retweet this post!!

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

@cdecker2323 @tdelgiudice11 @gregkarpinski19 And this little brother complex is why Met fans suck

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

*200

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

At this rate Giancarlo’s on track to hit 400 home runs, thanks Jeter!

[Chris Bones @chris_bones11]

Albany beats UMBC by 44, Albany beats ACC champs Virginia by 66 #confirmed

[Nick Banister 🍆 @NBanister]

Landed 30 minutes ago and I’ve already seen a crazy person. It’s good to be home