Not BorisJohnson

Conservative and proud💪posh toffs #letsleave

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Sorry I missed the first tv thingyy new girl friend was patching up on the fake tan #isshetoyoung #ageisjustanumber #brexit #conservitive #agegap #longestdayoftheyear #faketanning

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Wagwan Britain I am your master now you cannot escape me welcome to the best prime minister you will ever have #borisvtheworld #BorisJohnsonPM #Boris #BorisJohnsonShouldNotBePM #borisbritain #borisjohnson

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Hahahahahahah thought you saw enough of me before now u cant escape me😂😂😂 #takeover #BorisDay

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

I cant disagree with myself just dont show the new girlfriend #leaked #true #brexit #whoops

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

@jbairstow21

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Oh jonny bairstow you are the love of my life, oh jonny bairstow Id let you sleep with my wife, oh jonny bairstow I want to be ginger to #ginger #ENGvsNZ #CWC19Final #CricketWorldCup2019 #WeAreEngland #ENGvNZ #NZvENG #

[Winston Churchill @Winston23371131]

Let’s be honest is that Ron Weasley or Jonny Bairstow batting out there #england #cricketworldcup #CWC19Final #ENGVSNZL #CricketWorldCupFinal @jbairstow21

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Shout out to my brudda @Winston23371131

[Winston Churchill @Winston23371131]

Shout Out to my brudda @NotBorisJohnson

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

@absoluteradio new national anthem should deinatoy be Mr.Brightside turning a room full of strangers into a family reunion.

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Sorry I missed the first tv thingyy new girl friend was patching up on the fake tan #isshetoyoung #ageisjustanumber #brexit #conservitive #agegap #longestdayoftheyear #faketanning

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Number 77 here I come #PrimeMinister #Brexit #coyb

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

Gosh saftey really does come first doesnt it! So why are prisoners who have commited vulgar crimes out on the streets early. No, no, no, no , no! I'm keeping them in and keeping us out, hope you dont drop your soap in the shower boys!#tedbundyinprison #brexit #keepemin #getusout

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

#BrexitRevenge #Brexitcast #BrexitShambles #BrexitBehindClosedDoors #brexitbacklash #BrexitBritain #Brexit

[Not BorisJohnson @NBorisjohnson]

39%, my lucky number! 1939 secound world war begins, 1739 Dick Turpin is hung, Martin Luther King dies? Age 39! Good times ahead Theresa!!#39andcounting