Nicole Buckenmeyer

Dog Mother. Ribbon Dancer. Artisanal Asian Condiment Queen.

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@RRespawned Really cool of you to post FAKE NEWS during a very real crisis. Hope you go viral & find deep fulfillment #coolguy

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@andee233 The heavier the card, the more generous & light hearted the... No, that’s not it. U just go f@ck yourself. THAT’S the thing.

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@GHardstark “F Is For Family”

I f@cking hope not 😳🙀😑

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

-commercial break-

Husband: *silent*

-fight scene-

Husband: *completely and utterly silent*

-quiet dialogue scene-

Husband: so let me tell you about the history of rockets

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@MSNBC @GadiNBC I’ve got several bags of pantry items bought specifically to donate & interested in expending to a local food drive. Been calling around & can’t find any charity with space for the food. Tips appreciated ❤️🎄

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@KalhanR @KarenKilgariff First real belly laugh in MONTHS #thankyou

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@CA_DMV Went Thurs & Fri— down both days. Is the CA DMV system back up?

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

5 o’clock traffic on Friday in LA #whatthewhat #LosAngelesLockdown

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

Exactly one year after you left us, they threw you a party. I think you would’ve liked it... Miss you, Papi Chulo. #wreathsacrossamerica #miramarnationalcemetery #thankyou #veterans @… https://t.co/LZU5XH2k8M

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Learn about Wreaths Across America https://t.co/C1rfKz5fML

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#rainy #losangeles #1stworlddogproblems @ Hollywood Hills https://t.co/l0MqVawgW8

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30,000 people profoundly committed to love, community and music #humanity #inspired #grateful @caljamfest @foofighters @queensofthestoneage

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When you find your tribe. And you just know. #family #dance and #music equal #happiness @ Glen… https://t.co/2fz8gBQM1y

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#lalaland #silverlining @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/kwnyqwgIsx

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What's up, body fat? Not you. You're down 4%. Boom. #strongnotskinny #grateful #makeithappen… https://t.co/rMH8w9yewi

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

When you're greeted with, "Today you're going to do a lot of push ups... A lot." #letsdothis… https://t.co/YH4nTW8QB1

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Happy birthday, Harvey Milk!

Rest in power, rest in peace, sweet man. We thank you and we miss you.

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

Raise your hand if your dog's an asshole! 🙋🏻 #seriously #why #no

[Nicole Buckenmeyer @NBuckenmeyer]

@ASPCA @PAWSLA @angelcitypits @HumaneSociety @downwarddog_abc Looking for a furrever friend? https://t.co/9VM6nTCtzK #rescuedog #thisislove

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@MaconBlair Those adorable little bitches always win. Every. Time. #ilose #youwin #cookielove