Nicole Burgess

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Millennial management is basically, “I trust you. I support you. I believe in you. PLEASE don’t make me have to start documenting shit.” 😂

[That Blonde Girl @TBGyall]

Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Being 10x more involved with your kid than your parents ever were with you, while somehow feeling 100x more guilty about falling short, is the official millennial parenting experience.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

This is the least Boston thing I’ve ever read

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

I’m not gonna spoil the new season of Love is Blind Boston, but prepare to be repulsed every time Scott opens his mouth #loveisblind

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

@jenny2x4 😂

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

15, but yes we are.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Can’t believe how back we are

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Here I am, a millennial manager raised by people who said “figure it out” who’s now leading a group of people who need step by step instructions for the simplest of task

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

Someone should do a study on what the Microsoft Teams notifcation does to the nervous system in corporate America.

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

@ein_edelweiss_ lol my babies unfortunately slept wherever the hell they stopped screaming. I’m not saying it’s the right answer, I’m just saying sometimes you do what you have to do.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

And the bear sure as hell doesn’t invite his fucking friends

[paulo @oiidiass]

trabalhei tanto essa semana e ainda é quarta-feira mds

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Me: “I can’t wait to watch Drake Maye today”

Literally 5 minutes later:

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

my favorite hobby is crying about how chubby I am while cookie crumbs tumble out of my mouth

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

I tried explaining this to my chronically offline husband and realized I need a chronically online husband

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I saw goody proctor at the kn95 lesbian bar

[Nicole Burgess @NBurgess0]

@TodayInSportsCo I would’ve killed for this jacket