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Breaking: Alaska Anchorage has hired General Booty to be the next Hockey head coach.

Press conference coming today at 2:45 PST

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@AlexFisher816 Eh not much hbu?

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Look in at Sydney Sweeney, the new massage therapist for UMass Mens Hockey. Coach Carvel does not believe her current role in Euphoria will be a distraction for the team.

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@Hockeylover199 says Mr They/Them/genderbender/NodakSens/The Pitt/ER/pokemon go lvl80/Mystic/rock/metal/hockey lover

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Sounds like Minnesota's Jimmy Clark to North Dakota

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University of North Dakota hockey announces the addition of a fourth jersey. It will be called the retro. Here is a look:

10/10

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First to report:

Will Skahan to Minnesota State

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@Mariucci_Guy @laquon1 According to my sources Tarin Smith is a Gopher.

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First to report: Finn Loftus of SCSU is heading to Minnesota in a blockbuster move.

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CNN reports that Mehlenbacher was sitting on @permurr02 's couch.

A live look in.

Don Lemon on the report.

Lemon has now left to go disrupt a church gathering.

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@SHUHockeyBlog @uconnhockeyctl @MikeMcMahonCHN Don Lemon formerly from CNN confirms, he was indeed sitting on Owen Murrays couch. They where binge watching love on the spectrum. What a reporting failure by me.

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Will Skahan to North Dakota. Will play a year for the Indian National team before heading to Grand Forks

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@permurr02 CNN Confirmed it.

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Owen Mehlenbacher (UMass) to Minnesota State

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@Bmanbeyer Hearing the NIL deal is north of 350K

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@AlexMicheletti @permurr02 True that

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Hearing UMass is hiring Sydney Sweeney as their new massage therapist.

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Gavin McKenna returning to Penn State.

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August Falloon (MINN) to (SCSU)

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Hearing (SCSU) Barrett Hall to North Dakota

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Filip Nordberg (Merrimack) to Arizona State