NCLanceman

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I'm not sure if these things will be street legal, but I'm not really sure that's the point. If you've ever spent time playing Kerbal Space Program and tried to make the SICKEST ROVER EVER, Tesla just did that.

Something like this might see more "road" time on the Moon or Mars than California.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Holy smokes

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@AbeStrongjohn Isn't wincest already a woman thing? That's the entire demographic for Supernatural fanfiction.

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You're not wrong. If Amazon took a look at the work Valve puts in with Steam recommendations, they'd get a lot further in that regard.

Hell, it's their only comparative competitor. Valve outright owns the PC gaming market and for the entire lifetime of Steam they've been trying to find ways to get indie games to their audience using every trick they can think of. I imagine it's a lot of work, but it's not like Amazon can't afford it.

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@mattbramanti It depends on the party. "Everything is Fascism" is already a child's argument, so is always boils down to "Fascism is when thing I don't like."

Good things are "our democracy", and have to be protected from Fascism, like the rule of law.

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Nailed it.

For my money, the greatest author of male romances is Edgar Rice Burroughs. He's most famous for Tarzan and John Carter of Mars -both romances in the highest form- but my favorite so far are the first two Pellucidar stories. In it, our hero David Innes journeys to the Center of the Earth, discovers the Hollow Earth, the race of stone age humans who live there and the weird lizard people who eat them as food. Being a man from the surface world from around 1900, he and his faithful compatriot Dr. Perry think it's a moral good that the humans of the Hollow Earth be freed from the tyranny of lizard people.

And then David meets Dian the Beautiful, and this becomes personal. So in the first book, he does the reasonable thing and steals the secret to lizardman reproduction so he can end their entire species. He then makes Dian his Empress and he becomes Emperor of the United Human Race of the Inner World, which he made entirely for her benefit.

Then he left to go get guns.

In the second book, he returns with glorious firearms. In the meantime they've captured Dian and he has to give back the secret to lizardman reproduction. David agonizes over this, but Dian reminds him that he's told her about field artillery, and one way or another the man-eating lizardmen can be utterly destroyed.

In short, Dian is the ultimate ride or die woman, and our hero David CONQUERS A WORLD to make it safe for his lady love.

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Hello, fellow Harry Potter fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here.

Harry and Malfoid sure look like they're having fun in the family fanfiction, huh?

Did you know that their Wizarding World life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years!

Let's do our best and try to be fathers and mothers for our own very wacky children, haha! Crazy!

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@DaddyWarpig Before I knew anything about Tom King, I used to think the CIA was at least a little cool.

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@Bennidrylx3 @htt_tnd She threw out generational wealth that might've been useful to her kids to spite a long dead man. Again.

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Sometimes I think about how a AA studio with Robocop Rogue City was able to properly recreate how two actors looked like 40 years ago but a western AAA studio with 9 digits budget struggle to get it right with the actors in the studio.

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I don't know how they think this would work. Even if you paint Chris Hansen as the greatest unhinged fucking psychopath in the history of network television, a general audience will get behind him because the villains are kid touchers.

The second this gets on streaming it's going to be mined for Tiktok aura edits and whatever the director's original point was will be lost in the winds forever.

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@RobertCruzeJr1 This might be too limited by just counting #1 songs.

Yellow Submarine only hit #2 and it's easily worse than all of these songs combined. I can't stand The Beatles because a teacher brought along the Beatles One album on a field trip and everyone started singing that "hit".

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@wwarrior_1 Because this is the MCU women care about.

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@WeeWheaton Look, the job market for white guys is pretty rough.

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@nenwavriana @planefag Oh man, that's the good stuff.

Hell, Planetside 1 is the only game I've ever played that made special forces raids in the context of a larger war really, really fun.

[Heavy Pulp @heavypulp]

Lest we forget.

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the zelda art direction discourse is making me learn about the nhk three musketeers puppet series and i'm kind of obsessed with how constance and milady look in it

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@dyingscribe Oh no. This is a GDC talk from 2019. This might've been right around when pre-production for Wolverine was just kicking off. Someone there had to take this talk as gospel to get to here.

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@dyingscribe https://t.co/rWsOKihJFY

"Man, I hope DSP gets this."

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@J0hnADouglas The bar is already painted yellow! With a light on it!

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It's not just the white. Having a white sheet mark a parkour-able thing has worked pretty well since Assassin's Creed 1, and it's usually subtle enough to blend in.

This is a bright yellow object with a white sheet and a red floodlight on it.

These people think you're a MORON.