Nicky

🦄 such a pretty name for such a pretty girl 🦄

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Europeans be like 16:20 blaze it 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Nicky @NCSauce]

@kingcwoods Is this a camera focus thing or is this generated? His tailor should pay for his crimes

[Nicky @NCSauce]

The same people wearing bike helmets in coffee shops are wearing sleep masks on their foreheads at the boarding gate

[Nicky @NCSauce]

I bet monks don't get pee shy

[Nicky @NCSauce]

An assassination method where you pour a chemical that combusts when mixed with pee into the toilet so the victim goes to take a piss and his d&b and also body explode

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[Nicky @NCSauce]

@davecantread Overhyped, they'd rather bananas and apples and shit trust me

[Nicky @NCSauce]

The problem with the carrot vs stick theory is who the fuq wants a raw carrot

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Do Spanish speaking people call chicken little little chicken?

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Every time I watch an old movie I'm just thinking wow none of these people have ever seen Shrek

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Not giving us the pips archive is one thing.. but auto-switching the board at midnight when you're mid puzzle is just plain rude. What gives @nytimes ?? Very not cool

[Nicky @NCSauce]

How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Can't wait to dress up as Ken Bone on Halloween in 2056

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Perfect

[Nicky @NCSauce]

A urinal that's like 2 feet too high for any actual person to use, as a bit

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Another urinal where the piping just reroutes directly on the person's shoes

[Nicky @NCSauce]

"We wiped the floor with them" is such a brutal insult like damn chill

[Nicky @NCSauce]

A good Airbnb has the oldest most beaten up version of trivial pursuit

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Dead chickens be like can't hang sry on a wok rn

[Nicky @NCSauce]

If someone calls you a big chode rather than just a chode, is that better or worse?

[Nicky @NCSauce]

Bringing back whatever spelled w.e

[Nicky @NCSauce]

I bet SpongeBob smells like mildew

[Nicky @NCSauce]

The yoga to Popeyes pipeline goes bananas

[Nicky @NCSauce]

I wonder how many Elon grads and proud parents with bumper stickers have gotten their cars keyed by the radical left