No Context Watsonathon

Back again on April 4th for some more no context Watsonathon hilarity.

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"Time your drinking."
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"It's the oldest phrase in the book: there he doesn't come."
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"Pre-Hound Down Time."
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"It's not about need, it's about a troubling urge."
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“An outbreak of common sense.”

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"PLENTY OF SALT. PLENTY OD VINEGAR GIMME GIMME GIMME"
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"I don't know how attached I am to 'banging the banana' as my legacy."
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"Shout out to the sun."
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"She's well educated because her parents have 'means'."
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"HANG ON OCTOPUS WOMAN"
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"The guy's an absolute unit and I mean that in a good and bad way."
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"Out of sight, out of mind but when you're down there...in mind."
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"I've done about 8 inches of pastry."
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"If you don't know the difference then there's not much point me asking you to post a letter!"
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"What's the difference between an elephant and a pillar box? He wants an answer."
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"What's green and hairy and goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift."
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"At last we can see an octogenarian..."
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"Sometimes you get people who are drunk and who are girls and who play music. Wellll, I was like a pig in shit."
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“It’s so funny when people are drunk and when people are girls”

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@GFCrafts Make sure to tag Sofie if you do!