Nathan Cook

In the jungle of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@virginmedia no mention of Portsmouth in this repeated robo-tweet which is all you can muster to answer the increasing tide of frustration...looks like the issue is spread far wider than you are admitting. Sort it out please soonish before we all start looking at the Sky website

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

No words for this.... just made my day though

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@UberUKsupport @UberEats I order Milkshake and get Cola with no notification or apology. I ask why and get accused of lying... I send pic of Cola and get threatened with account deactivation!! UberShocking customer service!! Please explain...

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

Genius this...

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- christ alive barry!
- don’t panic, just fetch me the butter knife...

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@ShitJokes @ShitJokes do I win??

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@readie16 @bet365Gaming Well done Sir, I was about to give up scrolling in disgust unless someone mentioned Red Dwarf!

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@ShaunoSo Spot on mate , I really don't get the fascination with them #the1975reallyarewank

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

A slice of Apple Pie is £2.50 in Jamaica, £2.75 in Aruba and £3.00 in the Bahamas.

Those are the the pie rates of the Caribbean

[Steve Dresser @dresserman]

Also the Police need to sort themselves regarding shoplifting, as the @coopukfood campaign highlights. It's become a victimless crime has shop theft with thieves fighting with shop staff. Police attend if there is a danger, understand they're stretched but where does it end?

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@Brindlebak @Tesco Safely Home! Thank you very much for looking after it @Brindlebak

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@Reverend_Makers What's next? Ice-T and Joe McElderry??

[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

To celebrate the new Premier League season we’re giving away any new EPL football shirt of your choice! Retweet and follow us to enter!

[Si Wood - Author/blogger @WwwTripletdad]

Tesco pulled one out of the bag by getting a triplet trolley especially for my wife, she even has a number to call when she gets there to have it brought to the car so she can shop on her own. Naturally I had to take it for a spin, handles like a dream

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

Breakfast??
Delivered??
My life is now complete

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

Yessss Glawsterrrrshire - fingers firmly on the pulse of world events as always #Gloucester

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

I need teepee for my bungholio.... https://t.co/5e4qjzmKmW

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I miss Beavis and Butthead

[Mick Twister @twitmericks]

Old Arsene who's now been unseated
Went 49 games undefeated;
Through downs and through ups
With titles and cups
That's one feat that's not been repeated.

#Wenger #ArseneWenger #Arsenal #49Unbeaten

[Tesco @Tesco]

No, you’re not wearing ruby-tinted glasses, this really is a pink @KITKAT! Made from ruby cocoa beans, this chocolate has an intense berry flavour and natural pink colour.

Only at Tesco from 16/04.

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

Nothing to see here - just a bowl of spaghetti left at the bus stop #onlyinpompey

[Nathan Cook @NCook2811]

@gloucesterrugby C'mon Glaaawwwwssterrrr #glawsfamily