Dan 💉🚑

Influencer | Paramedic | Properly chill | Married to the great @KissLikeHockey | 6-7 |
Father to 2

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

Offered without comment.

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I would like to know which engineer at Game Freak came up with the Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam gag in Pokemon, and if they still chuckle about how clever they are to this day.

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

My vocabulary and word knowledge is definitely greater than average most days. But when I get in front of wordle, I just forget that words exist.

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I joined TWITTER 15 years ago. It was significantly better then. I was significantly worse then.

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

How does one become addicted to exercise?

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

THIS IS OUR YEAR

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Downs to Dallas ⭐️

@calebdowns | @OhioStateFB

#CowboysDraft | @MillerLite | #ItsMillerTime

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

The Giants and the Commanders both took kick ass linebackers.

Cowboys better take a QB cause Dak might be leaving AT&T in an ambulance...

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I may not be having the best of times...

But at least I'm not in the Army

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I feel like I've aged at least 10 years in the past 3 weeks

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

Does life get easier? Isn't there supposed to be good times? Or is it all shit?

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I for one feel uncomfortable with my tax dollars going to an increasingly militarized organization such as the paw patrol. And where's the oversight? Ryder has repeatedly refused to testify on how they use the data collected from citizens. We deserve better!

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

I'm sorry, do the refs have money on the Capitals not making the playoffs?

That's two bad calls in two games. How do you pancake a guy against the boards and end up on a power play?

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@sammmidd You've clearly never been to a Miss State game. Those cowbells are domestic terrorism at best

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@Age_of_Deceit @sentdefender Matthew 24:6

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@Capitals What a rollercoaster of emotion

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@sports_god1 @Capitals @Shift4 Big fan of Carlson myself, but that's 10 years less wear and tear

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@somethingldsay Even more likely if Paxton beats Cornyn in the runoff

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

@2ZPatriot @MCIWPendletonCA Camp Mabry is a Texas state guard base, not a DOD military base.

[Dan 💉🚑 @NDKOTA]

😕

[Magills @magills_]

At this rate, if the Iran War lasts another 18 days it will cost the equivalent of buying the Dallas Cowboys franchise. The only difference is that the US Military is expected to win.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today we gather to remember one of the truly great days in American history

Happy ONE YEAR Anniversary to those who celebrate!

[. @J0nesToChina]

Up at the crack of dawn on a Sunday to watch my American patriots defeat the Canadian menace