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FREE PSD Double Paint Tin Mockup | Conor Lyons https://t.co/thMsYafQI1 via @Conorlyons95

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@NDNA_ fuck off

[NDNA @nDNA]

@NDNA_ no, sorry.

[NDNA @nDNA]

@NDNA_ you want what?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Well it's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

[Castrol @Castrol]

This is the first time ever that England will field 3 players with 100+ caps in the same team (Gerrard, Lampard & Cole)

[NDNA @nDNA]

@WeAreChelseaFC well, that escalated quickly

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Ah, humanity. I give you rainbows, but you prefer Fifty Shades of Grey.

[j @semiretired17]

The Mirror's depiction of Wayne Rooney's head injury. How has journalism sunk so low?

[Premier League @premierleague]

24 HOURS... #BPLKickOff

[Premier League @premierleague]

ANSWER Alan Shearer. Here he is scoring for a record 8th time in a Premier League opening match in 2004. #BPLKickOff

[Premier League @premierleague]

ANSWER @chelseafc have won 44 points from their 21 opening matches in the Premier League. @ManUtd are second with 43. #BPLKickOff

[Premier League @premierleague]

ANSWER Mick Quinn scored the first opening day hat-trick in the Premier League: Arsenal 0-3 Coventry, August 14, 1993

[UEFA.com @UEFAcom]

FC Metalist Kharkiv have been disqualified from UEFA competitions for the 2013/14 season - http://t.co/5g1vT9OWMw

[NDNA @nDNA]

@JuneOSullivan @signoramac @SueChambers14 Ladies, I don't know any of you. Please stop including my username in your tweets. Thank you.

[Gigi Salmon @gigi_salmon]

Thank you! :-) #CFCUSA RT @cfc_wale: @chelseafc-Roma/worldwide tv schedule #cfc cc @gigi_salmon http://t.co/5sF7LuDXct

[Chelsea Youth @chelseayouth]

#CFC loanees, Part Two: Delac, Walker, Cuevas, Kane, Pappoe, Clifford, Saville, Bamford, Lalkovic, Pírez, Rodríguez. #CFC

[Chelsea Youth @chelseayouth]

#CFC loanees, Part One: Courtois, v.Aanholt, Hazard, Romeu, Kakuta, Marin, Piazon. #CFC