Neal Diamond

Make happiness your habit

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Baseball has a way of ripping your ❤️ out, stabbing it, putting it back in your chest, then healing itself just in time for Spring Training.

[Neal Diamond @NDeV1919]

@BRonnies18 I do this all the time.

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@Macchima04 @KFCBarstool this is so mets

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Que the Dustin Johnson Coke memes

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@Macchima04 not opposed. Or trade for arenado and watch him lay the pipe

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@Macchima04 him and Jose might've played their last games 😢

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@m_cordes washed up

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@chrissymac_0 grammar nazi

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People who go to the gym during their lunch breaks are the ultimate hardos. Your tacky and I hate you

[Michelle Beadle @MichelleDBeadle]

#NeverForget

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn #Stepbrotherhitatankjob

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@RyanBillek pricks

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Why people think it's alright to cut their fingernails in the office is beyond me

[Tony @toni2t1mes]

Yoenis and Noah are just smoking

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@Macchima04 @KFCBarstool my names Neal!

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When you start having dreams of bank account transfer fees the real world has officially ruined you

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Mets Sunday jerseys 🔥🔥lava lips

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@kevinitsche just wait till the topic of colonoscopies comes up

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Adam Scott doing his best impression of me out of that bunker #hozelbang