Hands Man Jensen

sometimes it be, sometimes it don’t be. that’s just how it be

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

@RRottger Elaborate in future tweet

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

When Stevie Nicks dies, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback is going to combine with Fleetwood Mac to create Fleetwood Back

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Pizza Review - Revello's Pizza (Old Forge,PA) Presented by @devourfoods

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

Harry Kalas loved to say “Bobby Abreu.” Everyone else loves to relisten to this call, because it’s one of the best HK ever made.

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

Fuck the Mets

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

The Phillies oughta stop and restart real quick

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

OH MY GOD, IS THAT CHASE UTLEY'S MUSIC?

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

A dream came true tonight. https://t.co/dboCS4BIgo

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just put Albert Pujols in Cooperstown now https://t.co/9rA0OPbKmH

[(RETIRED) @phantomchills]

Literally no one:

Owen Wilson: https://t.co/XKhMPAGQGA

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

He's Real and he's spectacular. #RingTheBell

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

@NealonLuke You can’t anyway. You’re mom rented me your room.

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

Google “cool dog” Trust me

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Hello, Ms. Lady! I'm Scott, I'm Rhys’ teammate, and I think I might be able to help with the Pan/Pam dilemma.

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

If the @Phillies keep ringing the bell like this, they’re gunna put another crack in it

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

@NealonLuke @VenderLiam Sick tweet

[John Foley @2008Philz]

2006: Harry Kalas gives Chase Utley a nickname

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

@NealonLuke I’ll take one for him if he takes one for me first

[Hands Man Jensen @NDubinski]

Bryce Harper snaps and Thanos fades away