⚙️🍙 iroha !

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[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

⚙️ KOUYAMA IROHA☆

“because i’m a genius, after all~!”

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[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

“from the day i was born, i was considered a malfunction…”

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

[ They tossed their gloves to the side. a problem for later iroha. Kuma would move them to their workshop, or hide them under a couch. who knows. ]

“ Well, Since you are my closest confidant, I think you have a bit more say in this project “

[ Measuring tape acquired! ]

[怪盗 @INGANNAT0]

Umm , whatever plan you had before is fine , I suppose .

[ Ren wasn't as scared as he would've been two years ago. So much bullshit has happened within that time , and Iroha was a trusted friend.

Plus , even if it was a dangerous situation , he had survived Dr. Takemi , so.. ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

[ they hummed. a coat would be more sturdy…since theres more fabric… ]

“ Would you like a coat? I can take your measurements for it. Just give me a second… “

[ Oh their gloves…a product of Iroha’s late night sewing… ]

“ Accident. Too many orders. So much chiffon. “

[怪盗 @INGANNAT0]

Mhm , I'm more of a coat guy than he is .

[ Whatever that means ??? Ren took off his shoes and walked in , taking a seat ... ]

Oh um , did you do ... that ... on purpose

[ He gestured towards their sewn up gloves . ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

“ buuuuuut, since you brought coffee, i’m 97.62% sure he’ll forgive you! so thank you kindly for the gift! “

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

“ The call…the jacket…”

[ Iroha was wracking their brain. A call? when did they ever make calls? Was it before or after they sewed their gloves together? ]

“ Oh yes!! You’re my model, so come here. I thought it would suit you better than Goro. “ +

[怪盗 @INGANNAT0]

Well um ... your dog sorta invited me in. I'm here for the jacket , or whatever that call was about ?

I also have some custom blends for you two ... as a gift !

[ Ren sort of awkwardly stood in the doorframe ... it had been a while since he moved out or seen the others . ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

“ Ah. Hello Joker! Always a pleasure to see you, but why are you in my home? ”

[ Iroha questioned, a gloved hand coming up to rub their chin ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

[ Kuma was awfully pleased, sitting down and giving Ren a sniff. Yes, Kuma was so well trained it was almost frightening. Something only Iroha could do ☆

Oh yes. Iroha. ]

“ Oh? Goro? Are you already home? “

[ They peeked out from the hallway, hair tousled and face stained. +

[怪盗 @INGANNAT0]

[ Ren bowed , seemingly unphased. I mean , Morgana could do that too if he wasn't so tiny ... telling by its owner though , this dog was clearly smarter than he would be . ]

"Is that a 'Come in!' or...?"

[ He kneeled down to meet the dog . What was its name —?

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

was stood behind the door ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

[ There was silence. Then, there was a soft padding towards to door. Far too soft to belong to anyone. See, Iroha saw answering the door as a mundane chore. Why would they do it when their dog was just as capable?

The door creaked open, and instead of a person, A large ouppy++

[怪盗 @INGANNAT0]

—@NE0N0VAS

[ Ren is at their front door , holding a medium sized bag . Akechi doesn't seem to be home at the moment , so it's good timing ... there would be too many things to unpack .

He knocks , hoping Iroha is still home ... ]

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

hm. the price of screws has increased. i wonder what this means for the jet engine market

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 [ iroha sighs into the mic, their disappointment clear ]

it’s fine…we’ll find a work around! just worry about the jacket for now

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 Good! Can you acquire a pilot’s license?

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 you will need it for another project i’m working on! if you can’t tell, i’m bored. can you drive?

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 perfect! since you consent, you are now a test subject for my latest invention!

[ the whirring gets louder. whether or not its intentional is unknown to most people ]

“survival of the fittest” leather jacket is now a prototype!

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 [ iroha giggles softly into the mic. a soft humming in the background. they’re working on something as per usual ]

okay. hopefully one of use answers the door. i have a cool new jacket and i think it would suit you

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 I do not care. goro does miss you. you should come to our place. kuma likes you

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 goro-san’s a little emotional these days

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 oh me too. we’re dating unfortunately

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 ren-sama. why are you on twitter. the metaverse

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

@INGANNAT0 Leader, leave the humor to a professional

[⚙️🍙 iroha ! @NE0N0VAS]

i’m the baby’s future mechanic and i think its a girl

[Ibara Saegusa @SaegusaYume]

I’m not pregnant.