It’s 12 am and my bedding is still in the wash so I can’t sleep, but my girlfriend is sleeping soundly next to me in the house we have together after a day of kayaking and bar hopping while I send her perfectly curated tik toks for when she wakes up. Life is good again.
A grown human could tell me I’m ugly enough to break a broken mirror and I wouldn’t bat an eye. But if a child told me the same thing I would simply stop existing Bc that’s the only thing little kids don’t lie about.
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One minute you’re flirting with anyone that has eyes, the next you’re sitting in an ikea parking lot looking at a map that marks where people shit and giggling like an idiot with someone’s daughter. A good relationship is worth it all
If we’ve ever watched a movie together I’d like to formally apologize for the live commentary I provide throughout. I can’t help it, it’s a genetic predisposition.
Who do I have to bribe/threaten to get a genuinely black Disney prince. Naveen doesn’t count bruh I’m sorry, bro came from a completely made up country to New Orleans. I’m just tryna be Disney royalty with somebody daughter😔
Can somebody with a fashion sense help me revamp my style please? I’m sick of dressing like a sleep deprived college student in a hoodie. I’ll pay you in whatever snack you like.