Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody)

“They say that the closer someone is to you, the more they… Blur…” // NSFW DNI //RP/Parody, not affiliated with Gainax/Khara // SPOILERS/DARK THEMES

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

Ritsuko Akagi and Ryoji Kaji rejoin Parody Twitter.

(5/5)

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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You’ll see why.

[Bardock 🍉 @Bardock_dardock]

You have no idea how rough life has been since we last spoke

You have a 80% chance of it happening

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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You wouldn’t, of course.

[Bardock 🍉 @Bardock_dardock]

I could eat your skull like an apple dawg

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you.

[Drakath Slugwrath @Champion0fChaos]

Unrelated, however.

You, wood chipper.

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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…That’s surprising, to say the least.

[Bardock 🍉 @Bardock_dardock]

Got too many

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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fuck did I do

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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I hope this was a satisfactory April fool’s post. I’m not doing another.

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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You’re a good friend of mine.

[Drakath Slugwrath @Champion0fChaos]

Order.

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

@ItsMisatoK 🚬

Could you please explain the intention of the above statement?

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

@drikari77 🚬

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[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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I didn’t fucking say that.

[Collective Capsule @2Anime]

love language 🖤

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

@Gendo_Ikari1967

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

//did someone say deadbeat dad?

[‍ ᅠ ͟ 、‍ 𓃦 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ‍ ݁ ݁ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗞𝙾͜͡𝘕. @virztuos]

﹙ ⠀.͟.͟.͟ https://t.co/QkjAPWjHwx﹚ Casually waiting for nero to have this random dead beat dad + pansexual son duo.

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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There’s only one blonde woman who gets to threaten my husband, and it most certainly isn’t you.

[🚯☆°•HazyVibez•°☆🚯 @GayLovinBenTenn]

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You won't last long, I assure you~

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

@MAGI_System_01 🚬

Congratulations. Don’t make me regret this, please.

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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For now? We must be on better terms than usual.

[Misato(🏳️‍⚧️) (RP) (TO?) @ItsMisatoK]

A: I've been gotten pretty close
B: Unlike a certain Pilot, I don't love Nagisa. I (somehow) love you. For now.

[bye bye 😁 @ARCHIVEDEDGE]

She got real.

[Misato(🏳️‍⚧️) (RP) (TO?) @ItsMisatoK]

@NERVS_FINEST //funny that you use the pic from just before he got shot

[Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody) @NERVS_FINEST]

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You sure? I mean, you haven’t shot me yet.

[Misato(🏳️‍⚧️) (RP) (TO?) @ItsMisatoK]

Oh my god if he acted like that I honestly can't say I wouldn't snap and shoot him he's so fucking annoying.

[‍ ᅠ ͟ 、‍ 𓃦 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ‍ ݁ ݁ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗞𝙾͜͡𝘕. @virztuos]

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