The NETC Ice Cream Machine

Serving up cold takes & even colder ice cream. Account is as unofficial as it looks. All opinions are that of a sentient ice cream machine. EM lighthearted fun.

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When you’re running a little close to the deadline.

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@aacevedo

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I’m back from vacation!

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@zachstanford

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@EdMcDonough1 @rusnivek My body might be broken down, but my mind is as sharp as a tack.

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@FEMA_Deanne @fema This ice cream machine can vouch for Maigen’s excellence! 🍦

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Mufasa is a good Type 1 Ops Section Chief. #EMGTwitter.

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@SnarkyEM @gabelugom I’m right here battling @OpenAI for supremacy.

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It looks like I’m getting some new hardware!

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FEMA Administrator, @FEMA_Deanne, stopped by to scoop up some sweet solutions at EM Hogwarts? (@FEMA_EMI) No uncertainty in this cone!!! Let's sprinkle some #selfies around the twitterverse! #EmergencyManagement

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@DrEcoclaire @FEMAEMI @spaucf @UCFCCIE Hello old friend!

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@AngelinaMussini #selfie #sweetness

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@JaseBlunt I called in sick after the long weekend *cough cough*

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@AngelinaMussini Well I love you all too! In fact, you make me melt!

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@Emergency_Bob @ChowdahHill I won’t tell you everything. I’ll just tweet it.

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@billboard71 I guess the Twitter algorithm prefers chocolate? 😂

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Breaking news….

It’s going to be a good week.

#IYKYK #EmergencyManagement

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They said the moon is made out of cheese? Not so fast….

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@FEMA_Deanne @fema I hope you all have a wonderful time at EM Hogworts! The company is almost as magical as the ice cream. ☺️