cait

30 // she•her

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Storm Chasers on Discovery Channel

[Big Brother @CBSBigBrother]

surprise, b*tch 😉 #BB28 #BB26 #BigBrother

[cait @NETFLlXUS]

@orzojenni get him on 8 with that cursed hotel map

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Do not change Elaine or I will fucking kill you

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

when I have to reach into the garbage disposal bc it’s clogged

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[Behr🕷️🕸️ @behrcalledbehr]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[cait @NETFLlXUS]

@BumbleBreezy7 or its like VERY expired i have to tell so many people they can't access their account with an expired id

[paul @paulswhtn]

What if we just didn’t do this bullshit

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Europeans heading home from America after the World Cup

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Is there a scientific reason no one has been able to replicate the original video of the cop being ejected at Mach 2 or did the slide just judge him impure of heart

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[javi @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Surely there's some Chinese pharmaceutical company making quaaludes right. Like they can't just be fully lost to time