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[NETTrams @NETSham1]

#netlive what’s that your travel is affected by our repair work? Two metric fucks not given right here! @NETTram

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Good Morning Potty Mouth Jane here.. it’s a f*:kin’ open bar and pharmacy on the network this morning with these two in #Nottingham @NETTram #nettram

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Good Morning, Ned and Sara with you this morning with delays and extended wait times as always. Have a day, yeah? #NETLive @NETTram

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

@starwarner @NETTram We have work too. It’s called keeping you on the tram for as long as possible. Got a bet on with Dave. #NETLive

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

@DoubleMM2017 @NETTram We give em a bonus Martin. 10 points for an arm, 20 points for a body or head. #NETLive

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

@clack9876 @NETTram Forever and a day probably

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

@zbam23 @NETTram Probably not as we try to keep any money we can. #happycustomers No thanks.
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[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Perhaps to do with them barely wearing masks-not enforcing ventilation on transport- COVID. And not paying them enough….

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Wear a fucking #mask - that’s all #NETLive @NETTram

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Piss poor #covid control @NETTram anyone? #NETLive #nottingham

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

We thought Students just didn’t pay TBH…along with most of our travellers.

[ChinaPS @Chinaspg]

@NETTram And the students offer for black Friday? :'(

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

*looks in dictionary for meaning of “enforce”* we will not, no. #netlive @NETTram

[Open Nottingham @open_nottingham]

@BethWatnot @AndyGrays0n But will @NETTram actually enforce it because they never have in the past?

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

You’re in “safe” hands on our trams

🧼No cleaning

😷We recommend people continue to wear face covers - but don’t care

💳Contactless if the terminals actually work. And we don’t check tickets anyway

🐑We Pack em in

Another reason to #GetCovid with @NETTram #NETlive #trentarmy

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Sorry for the large amount of tweets - I’ve been off with a bad cough… #NETlive @NETTram

[craig featherstone @f3athers]

@NETTram It might as well be £700 as it’s never enforced when people don’t have a ticket

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

We didn’t crack down on “fareavoiders” during covid - all we’re doing is handing on slaps on the hand. In the end we have no legal power. #NETlive @NETTram

[robert dawkins @RobertDaw1955]

@NETTram You need to clamp down on the students who get on at trent uni who jump on without paying by putting inspectors on the platforms that should stop them fare dodging

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Ah Dave mate you’ve been caught out….again.

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Yeah glad #covid is over eh? What’s that Dave - QMC full of young deaths… #NETlive @NETTram

[Harry Simmonds @NottsTransport]

@NETTram @ebs0902 Thanks so much for removing these cordoned areas last Wednesday; they are a great capacity boost!

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Well we don’t listen to anyone on here…. #NETlive @NETTram

[NETTrams @NETSham1]

Tom… that was the driver #NETlive @NETTram

[Tom Shaw @FastTaz]

@NETTram I'd like to report an incident on the Toton Lane tram this morning. A gentleman got on the tram not wearing a mask and proceeded to cough quite a lot without covering his mouth. I don't think this is good enough for the tram service to not have anyone policing the