NEWBORN BITCH

Lackluster bag of piss. Scouse, snide and unable to put up with your shit...

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

There is, absolutely and unequivocally, only one Newborn Bitch...

[Russell @ChelseasTopBoy]

‘We just got on with it in 1976’

Did you bollocks 😂 you’re the generation that moan about fucking everything.

[Russell @ChelseasTopBoy]

It might have been hot in 1976, but this is objectively worse.

Wanna know why?

Because in 1976 you never had miserable old cunts on the internet telling you how hot it was fifty fucking years ago.

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

@PapaJohnsUK Yeah, im sorry to hear about it too. @Dominos_UK next time @dominos

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

I think someone needs to tell @PapaJohnsUK that their Allerton Road branch appears to be taking the piss. Made an online order 70 mins ago, according the online tracker they're still "making it" and when I call i either get an answer phone message or it rings out... #PapaJohns

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

@PapaJohnsUK Looping in @AskPapaJohns in case anyone, anyone at all, is listening?

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

.@PapaJohnsUK 90 mins and waiting now... no communication at all

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"AI is coming for your job" ya i'd like to see AI drink 11 coffees then have a panic attack

[φ @QuanticASI]

once you know this, you're free

[Luannsmugshot @luannsmugshoot]

I wish I was math autistic instead of real housewives autistic

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

blue stone manor is more important to me than the white house

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Whenever someone tries to get you to do something by dangling their fame or money or reputation over your head, they are grasping for leverage and you have the upper hand even though it may not feel that way.

I get that that’s hard to see or resist when you’re a young and inexperienced person but they’re the loser in the dynamic and it’s worth keeping in mind.

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

More people should be saying this and I don't know why they aren't!

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

If I had a daughter I would teach her to laugh in the face of any horny old goat who tried to put her in a compromising position and to not respect the reputation games and outsize self-regard of such lowly people.

I’d also teach her that if she has to make threats, to not do it in passive voice.

[Movies from HELL @26mfhpod]

Russ Meyer sure knows how to open a fucking movie

[jynx @jynxbby]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

Actually furious on SZA's behalf... They're letting her down, get the woman a new mic!

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

@TPExpressTrains This happens every time, though.
Why don't you put on more trains or ones with more carriages if the demand is there? It passes through three major cities and I've never not seen it crammed. Plus, no service on first ever, either...

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

@TPExpressTrains why am I paying twice the price for a first class ticket when anyone can just come in and sit down on a normal ticket?! Would love to know...

[NEWBORN BITCH @NEWB0RNBITCH]

@TPExpressTrains 12:30 from Liverpool South Parkway

[Boredwalk @boredwalktees]

Stop telling me I look young for my age, it’s not a compliment. Tell me I look terrifying for my age!