Just want to apologise to everyone that came to my firework display last night , sorry it was such a let down and none of them worked π
I still donβt understand though, when I tried them all out last the night before they worked fine .
Guys, if youβre gonna break up with your girl, do it at McDonaldβs.
There are no plates or glasses to break over your head, no sharp knives, no spiky forks.
And if things get too heated, you can always hide behind one of the fat kids.