NFL Owners

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Best part about Green Bay getting screwed by the officials? It's not happening to one of us! Suck on that 112,000 Packer "owners"! Hahaha!

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Dear Fans, enjoy this shit sandwich! We all know you'll be back! Just be glad you're not Packers fans! Hahahahaha!

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We're back after spending a few months down at Musha Cay. There's no Internet down there. What'd we miss? Roger did what?

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Woody wants each of us to cut the GOP a check in return for forcing Obama to extend the tax cuts. Done.

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For the last time, Zygi had nothing to do with the Dome collapse. *We* took care of that for him.

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Jerry's just been insufferable since his 60 Minutes profile. Look, JJ, CBS just threw us that bone!

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Art's chucking gold bricks from the terrace into the pool. Somebody's going to get hurt. Again.
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Fucking Bob invited Trump to his box tonight. Now Trump's going to think he's part of the club. YOU'RE NOT, DONALD.

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We're telling the Portland press that the city could get a team if they build a new stadium. We just wanted to fuck with them.

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Jerry spends all his $ on surgery to look younger but runs around the clubhouse in suspenders and knee-high black socks. LOL!

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Just a tip- A champagne bucket makes a handy icebath for a stubbed toe. #nfl

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Nothing complements a Cablanca goat gouda like a Siberian Black Prince tomato. #NFL

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A few of us are racing our jets from Miami to LA this afternoon. Smart money's on Jerry's Cessna Citation X.

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After RWJ cracked that the Bengals are bringing us all down, Mike threatened to invoke the Carl Pickens clause. We all laughed.

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Bill just made a crack about females enjoying the TSA pat-down. Who does he think he is? Victor Kiam?

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Art Jr. asked if the Rooney Rule will ever apply to us. We still haven't stopped laughing. #nfl

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Bud just asked Jerry what looked worse from the front row - Margarito's face or the Cowboys season. Jerry was not amused. #nfl

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Little known fact: Every thoroughbred Ralph Wilson owns is named Ralph Wilson.

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Jerry says he'll spend a billion for a winning season. Of course, Cowboys fans have to pay half.

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Malcolm's bitching about having to come up to RJ Stadium on Sunday because the game's blacked out.