Roger Gooddell

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@ochocinco Yo Chad. I'm thinking about an early retirement, you should too.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@EliManning10NYG You're Fired.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@RealBenRoethlis You're Fired! Stop raping people.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@ESPN_Colin You're Fired.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@AdamSchefter You're Fired.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

@nfl Is there anyway I can have more money? I want more.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

Just found out I have crabs, I guess God is punishing me for being corrupt. #guilt

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

I just hate the Redskins so much, and feel that God gave me this position to destroy them. Who am I kidding, I'm atheist.

[Roger Gooddell @NFLRogerGoodell]

I am such a fool. I embarrass myself on a daily basis being in charge of a corp. that I cannot handle. In reality I majored in landscaping.