achilles

oh by heavens, thou art a thirsty thirsty beeatch
textroverted introvert
***warning: shitposting ahead***
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[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@callmepacman Range🤌
Nange se leke kurte tak puri variety hai😂😭

[mi 🫐🍌 @micorizae]

Give me your eyes, I need sunshine.

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@paragato When her head is in your mouth*

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@EttaLot Never had sore lips fater chumma chaati?

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Sometimes I miss the tingling pain that persists the next morning after a tabadtod makeout session.

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@EttaLot Tum log makeout mein kya karte ho?

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@inmyreveriee What do you think it is🙂?

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Finally figured out a way to reduced face fat.

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@SamRbill Because despite having legs to stand, it's nice to sit down once in a while.

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Sexting is a lost art these days

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@OogwaySegway

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Saw an edit of Home Alone 2with all th actors who have died grayed out. Man it hit me more than I thought it would.

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@OogwaySegway I was born in 2002, wdym😭😭😭

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@OogwaySegway Arey sirr aap😭

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Just sending Hi on Slack or Teams should be illegal. Jo kaam hai woh bol bkl, tumse hi hello karne nahi aate🙏

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@ditz_carlton the saxophones kept getting louder😭

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@stopitjazbir

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Khtm, tata, bye-bye

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Aur oomf bicep media dekh li na toh mera nnn khtm samjho

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

So Yoda was Filipino?

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I eat food

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Aur oomf bicep media dekh li na toh mera nnn khtm samjho

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

@disastrousage

[achilles @NFLuxPanda]

Jaren Lewison.