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I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

[Jasmine @bustanutkeaton]

Actually quite terrifying to have a culture that is pro looksmaxxing but anti romance

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

this guy was just found guilty of raping a 12 year old boy

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

Japan, don’t do it!

Sacrificing your social trust to appease GDP worshippers is a terrible bargain!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I’m beginning to think that the secret to happiness is being too dumb to realize how stupid everything is.

[nicolas, 30 ans @nic_carter]

I just want a car that is 0% computer

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

I have a novel solution, maybe people should stop bringing their dogs to restaurants

[gfodor.id @gfodor]

Everything is computer

[꒰ meow .ᐟ.ᐟ @YAOlPROPAGANDA]

imagine how cheap merch shipping mustve been on pangea. 💔💔 i wish we kept it

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

When I make it, I won’t say anything but there will be signs ✌️😅❤️

[Oscar 🌐 @Tweets_of_Oscar]

Office jobs are literally peak human existence.

1) Clock in
2) Send some emails
3) Read some documents
4) Somehow get paid like 20x the value you would have earnt doing backbreaking subsistence farming
5) Leave the office
6) Have 8 more hours of free time before bed

[Winston Sterzel @serpentza]

This whole "China living in the future" propaganda hurts the vast and huge amount of hard working people of rural China who are actually living in medieval times

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

people who get mad at age gap relationships, just pretend the younger person started an OnlyFans or is doing sex work

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

In Milan, citizens' anti-crime patrols have begun. A group of Italians called "Article 52" in an anti-crime patrol captures a North African who has just stolen a necklace. They claim to want to restore the order lost due to the invasion of false asylum seekers who commit countless crimes.

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

One of the less talked about but craziest parts of the Biden admin was when a clear recession hit in 2022 and there was a full court press from the media asking "what even *is* a recession, anyway?" along with Wikipedia and THE DICTIONARY changing the definition of the word

[Andrew Stiles @AndrewStilesUSA]

Called it

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

ASMR is so perverted

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Idk how to say this eloquently but I’ll say it anyway:

Corporations are at the point where they know for a fact that we won’t fight back so they are increasingly comfortable offering us next to nothing and still charging us at a premium.

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Whatever happened to you, get over it.

As Nietzsche says: the weaker the soul, the better the memory.

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Can't even describe how much I hate what AI has done to the process of grading student work. I hate finding it, I hate the paranoia it fosters, I hate the confrontations with students who have used it. Nothing else in my experience has ever changed my job this much for the worse