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God-fearing atheist

[billy @NFTHater69]

nothing more American than blacking out at an Applebee’s

[billy @NFTHater69]

first Netflix started cracking down on password sharing, now Costco is cracking down on membership sharing, what’s next AMC is gonna stop me from sneaking in food?

[billy @NFTHater69]

@Phillies is it me or does nick castellanos got a lil bit Chinese in him

[billy @NFTHater69]

Learned there’s an Oakland, PA around Pittsburgh, PA but also a Pittsburg, CA around Oakland, CA???

[billy @NFTHater69]

Gym bros are something else, I just saw one yawn and hit a pose at the same time

[billy @NFTHater69]

Changing the Lock Screen is just buying a new phone

[billy @NFTHater69]

Another man and I are recreating trench warfare in this bathroom, each waiting for the other person to leave

[billy @NFTHater69]

hopefully Andy Reid will finally give the Eagles a Super Bowl

[billy @NFTHater69]

Niners are dropping like flies - this has to be it

[billy @NFTHater69]

You know NJ sucks bc everyone in college knows a person from NJ since NJ natives get the hell outta there at the first chance they get

[billy @NFTHater69]

the worst stage of a person’s life is being a tween

[billy @NFTHater69]

The most addictive drug is skipping class

[billy @NFTHater69]

1 second into the new Taylor Swift album and I smell Iack Antonoff close by

[billy @NFTHater69]

it's a special type of embarrassing when somebody else's notification goes off but you look at your phone

[billy @NFTHater69]

I want to be as good at something in life as older ppl are at eating loudly

[billy @NFTHater69]

Rex Orange County, that wasn't very Pluto Projector of you

[billy @NFTHater69]

Aussie rules football really does bang

[billy @NFTHater69]

Azealia Banks is ahead of the times man, making house rap bangers before Drake and Beyonce made it mainstream

[billy @NFTHater69]

Waiting rooms and planks slow down time like nobody’s business

[billy @NFTHater69]

The most annoying answer to a question is “don’t worry about it”