Noah Fersko

#CUBS 2016 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!! Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, other. Stat dork, snarkophile, absurdist. 98% sports tweets, sometimes in bunches, you’ve been warned

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@marybwagner @ebsoftball Gritty is going home with someone’s girlfriend

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@Pete_Martuneac Still time to get McCarthy back, wait….

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@ChrisTannehill @dan_bernstein @LaurenceWHolmes @leilarahimi @ReyMDiaz @Rankin906 It’s better this way

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The guy to the right…

[Brad @ballskwok]

Who is this in the Cubs dugout?

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@mikee12579 It was exactly the opposite of Nick’s scenario, lol. If Tebow could throw a football straight he’d still be playing.

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@regeya @dhumps_ @NycPotus @StreetHowitzer @CBS11JasonAllen @NEWS_MAKER We sure as fuck did. Almost $5/gallon

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@megsridinclean I don’t even want to hear my own opinions anymore

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@bradrobinson8 Pound for pound *

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@bradrobinson8 One of the strongest pound for players ever

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@KNBR Jesus Left Chicago

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@RedLineRadio I’ll go Craig Hodges

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I’m here for Albert Pujols taking up a spot on the Cards roster

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@mikee12579 Really the offensive numbers add up to “good for a catcher”. Defensive reputation, rings and 10x All Star will get votes. How many of course I have no idea.

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@EVR551 My Rube Gullible device is still under construction

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Colgate’s tube is empty

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@24_7Farnsworth Also banned was kicking the shit out of Paul Wilson

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@BleacherNation He’s got 15 Portillo’s beef sandwiches under his shirt?

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Green Bay pls…

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@Melissybk Holy shit

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@Huskercub25 We’re spoiled by the Kris Dunn era

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Gronk retiring in 3, 2 ….