Nichole Frandanisa

The only Rule of Life is to love Jesus with all you've got.

[Erika Kirk @MrsErikaKirk]

Psalm 46:1 - God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

I can not be trusted with a coffee machine at home.

8am - coffee time
1pm - cofffffeeeee time
8:58pm - it’s coffeeeeeee timmmmmme

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Anyone else think that bread bowls are an abomination?

Some guy is out there cutting the top off of a perfectly good loaf and then RIPPING THE MIDDLE OUT to replace it with soup. Madness.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

I have a secret goal in life…
Correctly identify someone in a grainy police bulletin.

“That’s Jeff from 8th grade! He stole my snack pack in 2005. I just knew it was a slippery slope.”

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Sometimes getting the wash started and then into the dryer in the same day is the biggest win. #adulting

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Who teaches an only child how to be wildly annoying? Where did they learn it?? Who taught them y this skill and how have the mastered it so quickly?

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

@Lowes - we purchased an dryer in Nov of 2021. It arrived damaged. We were told multiple times it would be picked up and refunded. We opened a customer service claim: Case number 07566500. For nearly TWO YEARS we have been given the runaround over a $600 dryer. HOW CAN THIS BE?!

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

#MOMTHOUGHTS

Always start your day… with quickly picking up any proof of the dessert you had before bed.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

30 seconds later, tiny human is completely asleep.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Live Tweeting Bedtime.

4yr old yells from bedroom after 15 minutes of silence: “Mom, I don’t want to go to the doctor.”

We currently have no plans to go to the doctor.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

My go-to response, “We can talk about it tomorrow. Now it’s time for bed. Good night”

Tiny human - “It’s okay Mom, you can just tell me now.” As if I was only holding back as to not bother him. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

The ultimate test to see if a person is too young to hang out with…

Simply ask them to respond to this word:

“Zoboomafoo”

You’ll know. Oh you’ll know.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Adulthood is simply deciding which two streaming subscriptions to keep active at any given time.

#cancelqueen

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Not much into football but as a realtor, “Mahomes” keeps catching my attention.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Puts the Tums in my nightstand drawer.

My kid, “Oh yes, that’s where mommy’s candy goes.”

Thanks kid.

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Nothing clears a day’s worth of plans faster than waking up to:

“Mom, will you clean my burp up off the floor?”

#howaboutwestayhome #momlife #parenting

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

You ever be driving around on a Friday and think…

“There’s so many people out today. What holiday is it?”

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

I see now why your first child is your “password child”.

It’s not because you like them the best, it’s because you have to change your password so often on everything that you think, “what’s one thing in my life I won’t forget? The kid!!”

[Nichole Frandanisa @NFrandanisa]

Parent is…

Having a designated poop stick. Don’t know what this is? You’re one lucky son of a gun.